Guess I'm going to have to shave my gotee...

Is hairless handsome?
By Sara Kinnarney

Is it true that women prefer a freshly shaved face? We asked a panel of experts — i.e., women — to express their views.

Kristin, 25, from Minneapolis didn't mince words: "No facial hair at all, yuck!" she says.

"While a slightly stubbly face can look rather manly and ruggedly handsome, I would much rather kiss a smooth face and touch non-stubbly cheeks," says Kris.

Lea, 32, from Studio City, California agrees. "Clean shaven is the best for kissing, but a little scruff — not Marlboro man scruff, just a 3- or 4-day growth (think Colin Farrell) — is sexy to look at," she says.

Deanna stresses that the beard should be well-maintained. "I don't like long beards. I like goatees and beards that are trimmed and well-shaped," she says.

That's a good reason to get rid of mine. Can't keep the thing trimed worth a hill of beans. That and I've never been any good at trimming the facial fuzz.

Hilary, 23, from Austin also likes a minimalist approach to facial hair. "Soul patches are very much appreciated," she says.

Jenny Faye, 21, from New Brunswick, N.J., cautioned that facial hair was not right for everyone. "Only a select few can pull it off. And no mustaches please!" she says.

There you have it. 100% of all, carefully selected mind you, quotes from this story prove that men with hair on their face are completely ugly and super duper unattractive. So, if you are a guy and you have had facial hair once in your life, just once (IE puberty), you don't stand a chance to ever get smooched. But if you are one of those weirdo's who liks fuzzy faced moldy men, well good for you!

So just remember next time you see your favorite hollywood hottie with a bit of stubble, he's no better looking than I am! ;)