Wednesday, June 30, 2004


Wednesday June 30th. Half of the year 2004 is now past us by and with only half a year left to surpass the 10,000 SPAM mark!! As of today I've got 5,162 pieces of SPAM in my Yahoo! Mail account. I'll update again at 6,000+.

Tuesday, June 29, 2004

Net Attack Aimed at Banking Data

Users can pick up the latest bug, which doesn't yet have a name, from pop-up ads that secretly download software capable of capturing their keystrokes. The pop-ups originate at Web sites that receive their ads from certain online ad services, which apparently had themselves been hacked to spread the malicious code.

The bug targets users of Microsoft Corp.'s Internet Explorer browser. Experts said users can protect themselves from the bug by using a non-Microsoft Corp. browser or by using software to block pop-ups. Internet Explorer users are immune if they download and install a patch that was released in April. Internet Explorer users are also being advised to set the security setting for their browsers to "high," a level that makes it more difficult to interact with some Web sites.
People. At the very least download FireFox. At the best, get a Mac and use FireFox. You see on an Apple Computer you don't have to worry about Windows virus's and with FireFox you don't have to worry about popup's or popunders. Double the protection from all the nasty's out there and Double the fun!!

Monday, June 28, 2004


Well, Yahoo! Mail doesn't count my bulk mail folder (where it sends the SPAM it filters) aginst my 100 meg inbox size. At the moment I've got 4,780 messages there. All SPAM. All unwanted. All not ever going to be deleted by me. That's right. I'm going to see how many SPAM messages Yahoo! Mail will let me have before they delete them or start sending me nasty messages. They might have something that deletes messages based on their age, but I don't know and with as much SPAM as I get on that email account I don't think it will matter. I should be over 5,000 soon. Maybe by Wednesday June 30th!

Saturday, June 26, 2004


Well, Yahoo! Mail doesn't count my bulk mail folder (where it sends the SPAM it filters) aginst my 100 meg inbox size. At the moment I've got 4,195 messages there. All SPAM. All unwanted. All not ever going to be deleted by me. That's right. I'm going to see how many SPAM messages Yahoo! Mail will let me have before they delete them or start sending me nasty messages. They might have something that deletes messages based on their age, but I don't know and with as much SPAM as I get on that email account I don't think it will matter. I should be over 4,500 soon. Maybe by Wednesday June 30th!

Friday, June 25, 2004

Carlos "Show-Me-The-Money-As-Long-As-It's-Not-In-Kansas City" Beltran

Welp, Carlos "Show-Me-The-Money-As-Long-As-It's-Not-In-Kansas City" Beltran, is now a 'stro!! And in his first at bat he managed an infield single. In his second at bat he flied out to center. He's moving on up for sure though, now that he plays on a 4th place team and not that 5th place team he just came from. Me doubt's he'll be a 'stro next season though. In his third at bat Beltran doubled to deep right, and scored a run. In his fourth at bat he flied out to center.

In a related story, David DeJesus, trying out for the freshly opened Center Field position in KC, promptly struck out looking in 6 pitches. In his second at bat he singled to center, breaking up Matt Morris's no hitter. In his third at bat DeJesus singled to center. In his fourth at bat he DeJesus grounded out to second.

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(Listen very carefully to the Voice Prompts)
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Maybe I'll try this out later tonight....

Wednesday, June 23, 2004

Felons Paid in Voter Registration Drive

JEFFERSON CITY, Mo. (AP) - A Democratic group crucial to John Kerry's presidential campaign has paid felons - some convicted of sex offenses, assault and burglary - to conduct door-to-door voter registration drives in at least three election swing states.
No surprise there. Seems to me that the Democrats would be all for sending out convited sex offenders to scope out you neighborhood, collect vital information, like your address and your daughter's bra size or the best way to seduce your young son out of the safety of your home. Yep, no surprise there.

More David DeAngelo Double Talk!

Just some random tidbits with my comments from Davie-boy's latest "Please Buy My Crap" email.

Just think of it...

You could make 10 women feel good by approaching them
and boosting their self esteem, and one of them would
wind up going out with you.

That's an interesting thought... but I'm not sure being approached by an average
looking guy will boost a hotties self esteem. I'm not sure who's self esteem is
getting boosted when you piss off her boyfriend/fiance/husband, but I am pretty
sure it will be my face getting beat inside out. So girls, what do you say? Does
being approached by an average looking guy boost your self esteem? Does it piss
off your boyfriend/fiance/husband who then beats the crap out of the average guy?
Leave comments and let me know!!
The problem most guys have is that they imagine the
9 times that they don't wind up with a date as being
"cold, hard, shut down" style rejections.

And unless you have no class or tact at all, this
just isn't going to happen.
Load of stinky smelly boo pucky! A rejection is a rejection is a rejection. There is no such thing as a nice friendly rejection. Each time I'm told that I'm more like a brother or that we are just friends, it hurts worse and worse. It doesn't boost my self esteem, it annahilates it.

To answer your first question, OF COURSE YOU CAN DATE

Look around... you'll see all kinds of stunning women
with average guys. It's actually the rule, rather
than the exception.
That can't be the rule... I'm not with anybody who is more physically attractive than I am. I'm not with anyone. But what I think Davie-boy is trying to point out here is that all of the "more attracitve than you girls" are off the market. That's right they are all taken. No one is left for you, well, just the one's who want to tell you that you are more like a brother or just friends.

And try making women smile when you meet them... and
find out if they're beautiful on the INSIDE as well
as the outside before you choose to see them again.
That's the idea... just don't ask me how to get it done. Davie-boy suggests you buy his crap and lie to the girls by being someone you are not... a cocky jerk.

Unfortunately, too many guys will turn into insta-wuss
and start apologizing. Don't do that!
That's right guys, never ever apologize for lieing and being a cocky jerk when all the poor girl wanted was an honest guy who looked exactly like Orlando Bloom.

Women perceive good-looking guys who act cocky as
MAJOR PLAYERS, and too much cocky too soon can backfire
on you.
Huh? But you just said to be cocky, now don't be cocky? I don't get it. What are you? A polition? Talking out of both sides of your mouth now buddy.

I cannot personally attest to the
fact that my materials work across all cultures, I
do get emails from all over the world saying that
they do.

I personally think that all women will respond to
a confident, funny guy... how could they help it?
I'm funny. The chicks don't dig me. Davie-boy must be smoking someting!!

Don't be "too sweet too soon."
Wow! I usually get told that I'm sweet before I even get the nerve up to ask the girl out. Guess I'm just screwed.

I agree with you... it is the more
intelligent, attractive, self-confident women that
respond most powerfully to the cocky/funny attitude.

Most women respond very well to it, but the really
sharp ones just LOVE it.

Somehow I doubt this. I like to think that the sharp girls see right through the player and see the jerk he is, but then again what do I know?

Tuesday, June 22, 2004

Padres suspend No. 1 overall pick Bush after arrest

The 18-year-old Bush was arrested at McDuffy's, located across the street from the Peoria Sports Complex, at 12:32 a.m. Sunday for investigation of trespass, disorderly conduct and assault, said a spokeswoman for the Peoria Police Department, who identified herself only as Sherril.
David Wells comment on the situation: That's my boy!!

Monday, June 21, 2004


Well, Yahoo! Mail doesn't count my bulk mail folder (where it sends the SPAM it filters) aginst my 100 meg inbox size. At the moment I've got 3,240 messages there. All SPAM. All unwanted. All not ever going to be deleted by me. That's right. I'm going to see how many SPAM messages Yahoo! Mail will let me have before they delete them or start sending me nasty messages. They might have something that deletes messages based on their age, but I don't know and with as much SPAM as I get on that email account I don't think it will matter. I should be over 4,000 soon. Maybe by Wednesday June 23rd!

Friday, June 18, 2004


My prediction:

John "Flipper" Kerry will pick John "I Didn't Win A Thing" Edwards to run as his vice president and together they will then lose the election by a land slide in November.

Saturday, June 12, 2004

Before & After

Before #1, gageing the camera

Before #2, a faked smile

After #1, sloppy, yeah the chicks will love that!

After #2, Almost as sloppy, yeah the chicks will love that!

After #3, Hitler, yeah the chicks will love that!

After #4, Showing off my "fatboy" double chin, yeah the chicks will love that!

After #5, yeah the chicks will love that!

Remember, "yeah the chicks will love that!," is to be read very sarcasticly while rolling your eyes.

Friday, June 11, 2004

Fan files complaint against Malone...

...for being a Jerk, er, Laker.
Fan files complaint against Malone... Malone shouted... and jabbed his right index finger at the man, whose head jerked backward. As to whether he made contact, Malone said, "...I did, but he was in my playing field.
Of corse Karl will get off because he's a Jerk, er... Laker. Same for Koby.

Wednesday, June 09, 2004

The Top Ten Reasons Why Men (Inabeanpod) Fail(s) With Women

Just got this in my email...

Here Are The Top Ten Reasons Why Men Fail With
Women˜ And How To Make Sure YOU Avoid Every One Of
These Deadly Common Mistakes...


Being Too Much Of A "Nice Guy"

Have you ever noticed that the really hot,
interesting women never seem to be attracted
"nice" guys?

Of course you have.

Just like me, I'm sure you've had attractive
female friends that always seemed to date
"jerks"... but for some reason they were never
romantically interested in YOU.

What's going on here?

It's actually very simple...

Women don't base their choices of men on how
"nice" a guy is. They choose the men they do
because they feel a powerful GUT LEVEL ATTRACTION
for them.

And guess what?

Being nice doesn't make a woman FEEL that
powerful ATTRACTION.

And being NICE doesn't make a woman CHOOSE you.

I realize that this doesn't make a lot of
logical sense, and it's hard to ACCEPT... but GET

Until you accept this FACT and begin to act on
it, you'll NEVER have the success with women you
Crap, I guess I really do need to be a jerk to attract the girls. I always knew they didn't like nice guys. They like "Bad Boys" even if they say they don't. No if's, and's or but's about it.


Trying To "Convince" Her To Like You

What do most guys do when they meet a woman
that they REALLY like... but she's just not

Right! They try to "convince" the woman to feel

Well, I have news for you... YOU WILL NEVER

Never, ever, EVER.

You cannot CONVINCE a woman to feel differently
about you by using "logic and reasoning".

Think about it.

If a woman doesn't "feel it" for you, how in
the world do you expect to change that FEELING by
being "reasonable" with her?

But we all do it.

When a woman just isn't interested, we beg,
plead, chase, and do our best to change her mind.

Bad idea. One that will never work.
This one is probably true. A nice guy (me) will never convince a girl to like him (me). You can't force a girl to change, or like you (me). It's aginst the laws of physics!


Looking To Her For Approval Or Permission

In our desire to please women (which we
mistakenly think will make them like us), us guys
are always doing things to get a woman's
"approval" or "permission".

Another HORRIBLE idea.

Women are NEVER attracted to the types of men
who kiss up to them... EVER.

Don't get me wrong here.

You don't have to treat women BADLY for them to
like you.

But if you think that treating a woman well
means "always getting her approval and permission
for things", think again.

You will never succeed by trying to get
approval. Women actually get ANNOYED at men who
look for their approval.

Doubt me? Just ask any attractive woman if
Wussy guys who chase her around and want her
approval annoy her...
(sigh) yes, made this mistake too. It tends to go along with being a nice guy and not a jerk who forces himself upon anything that's female.


Trying To "Buy" Her Affection With Food And Gifts

How many times have you taken a woman out to a
nice dinner, bought her gifts and flowers, and had
her REJECT you for someone who didn't treat her
even HALF as well as you did?

If you're like me, then you've had it happen a

Well guess what?

It's only NATURAL when this happens...

That's right, I said NATURAL.

When you do these things, you send a clear

"I don't think you'll like me for who I am, so
I'm going to try to buy your attention and

Your good intentions usually come across to
women as over-compensation for insecurity, and
weak attempts at manipulation. That's right, I
said that women see this as MANIPULATION.
Yup, made this mistake too... just trying to be a nice guy and make up for my insecurity and unattractiveness (not being a jerk) by hiding them behind gifts and flowers and candy and whatnot.


Sharing "How You Feel" Too Early In The
Relationship With Her

Another huge and unfortunate mistake that most
men make with women is sharing how they "feel" too
early on.

Beautiful, intelligent, interesting women are

And they get a LOT of attention from men.

Most men don't realize this, but attractive
women are being approached in one way or another
ALL THE TIME by men.

An attractive woman is often approached several
times a DAY by men who are interested. This
translates into dozens of times per week, and
often HUNDREDS of times per month.

And guess what?

Attractive women have usually dated a LOT of

That's right. They have EXPERIENCE.

They know what to expect.

And one thing that turns an attractive women
off and sends her running away faster than just
about anything is a guy who starts saying "You
know, I really, REALLY like you" after one or two

This signals to the woman that you're just like
all the other guys who fall for her too fast...
and can't control themselves.

Don't do it. Lean back. Relax.

There's a much better way...
I've learned my lesson on this mistake for sure! Trust me. It's much safer to only let a girl know that you had a thing for her after she's happily married. She can't reject you then! HA! Take that girls!


Not "Getting" How Attraction Works For Women

Women are VERY different from men when it comes

You need to accept this fact, and deal with it.

When a man sees a beautiful young woman, he
INSTANTLY feels a sexual attraction.

But does the same apply for women?

Do women feel sexual attraction to men based
mostly on looks? Or is something else going on?

Well, after studying this topic for over five
full years now, I can tell you that women usually
have their "attraction mechanisms" triggered by
things OTHER than looks.

Have you ever noticed that you see a lot more
average and unattractive men with beautiful women
than the other way around?

Think about it.

Women are more attracted to certain qualities
in men... and they're attracted to the way a man
makes them FEEL than they are to looks alone.

If you know how to use your body language and
communication correctly, you can make women feel
the same kind of powerful sexual attraction to you
that YOU feel when you see a gorgeous young woman.

But it's not an accident. You have to LEARN how
to do this.

And ANY guy can learn how...
How can this be a mistake when it's not possible? This is like saying a guy can be romantic! Come on! It's not going to happen. Not possible.


Thinking That It Takes Money And Looks

One of the most common mistakes that guys make
is giving up before they've even gotten started...
because they think that attractive women are only
interested in men who have looks and money... or
guys who are a certain height... or guys who are a
certain age.

And sure, there are some women who are only
interested in these things.

But MOST women are far more interested in a
man's personality than his wallet or his looks.

There are personality traits that draw women to
you like a magnet...

And if you learn what they are and how to use
them, YOU can be one of these guys.

YOU DO NOT have to "settle" for a woman just
because you aren't rich, tall, or handsome.

Let me say this again: If you know how to use
your body language and communication correctly,
you can make women feel the same kind of powerful
sexual attraction to you that YOU feel when you
see a hot, sexy young woman.
It does take money.


Giving All Of Your Power To Women

Earlier I mentioned that it's a mistake to look
to a woman for approval or permission.

Well, another similar tactic that a lot of guys
use is GIVING THEIR POWER to women.

Said differently, guys try to get women to like
them by doing whatever the woman wants.

Another bad idea...

Women are NEVER attracted to men that they can
walk all over... Women aren't attracted to
Wow, the more I try, the less they like me!


Not Knowing EXACTLY What To Do In Each Type Of
Situation With Women

Now I'm going to blow your mind...

A woman ALWAYS knows what you're thinking.

Women are approximately TEN TIMES better than
men at reading body language. That's ten TIMES.

I know, it might be hard to believe. But for
example, if you're out on a date with a woman, and
you want to kiss her, she knows it.

And if you don't know exactly what to do and
exactly HOW to kiss her, and you just sit there
looking at her and getting nervous, she won't

And this goes for ALL aspects of women and

Approaching a woman, getting her number, asking
her out, kissing her, getting physical...

If you don't know what to do in each situation,
you will probably screw it up... and LOSE

And you KNOW it.

It is VITALLY important that you know EXACTLY
how to go from one step to the next with a woman...
from the first meeting, all the way to the
Girls always know what I'm thinking? That's so true! Which is why they know that I'm a nice guy, which is why they don't like me! Guess I need to start thinking like a jerk and not thinking at all.


Not Getting HELP
Yeah, yeah, yeah... go buy your crap. Whatever dude. You aren't getting a penny from me.

Big Ol InBox

My Hotmail, Yahoo! and Road Runner email accounts would all be filled full! But with Gmail, I've only filled 1 percent! Arn't you glad I have Gmail?

Saturday, June 05, 2004

Pefection personified

    Top 100 Beautiful Women:

    Rank. Name - My Comments

  1. Audrey Hepburn - They absolutely
    picked the best looking girl ever!

  2. Liv Tyler - Arwen! Lord of the Rings! Daughter of Steven Tyler of the band Aerosmith... How could anyone so good looking come from someone so not good looking?!?!?

  3. Cate Blanchett - Galadriel! Lord of the Rings!

  4. Angelina Jolie - It's the Tomb Raider chick!

  5. Grace Kelly - Who? She was before my time.

  6. Natalie Imbruglia - Who?

  7. Juliette
    - Who?

  8. Halle Berry - Swordfish, staring Halle Berry's boobies.

  9. Helena Christensen - Who? Found this quote on her webpage: "In modeling, there is no point in trying to prove you have a brain, so why even bother? I'd sooner
    save the energy for something more meaningful." -Helena Christensen

  10. Elle
    - Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Slut

  11. Cameron Diaz - Really just an Ogre

  12. Princess Diana - Landmine hating Brit who had bad bad taste in men

  13. Kate Moss - Model/Slut

  14. Charlize Theron - Italian Job hottie

  15. Scarlett
    - Actress or something like that

  16. Isabella Rossellini - Who?

  17. Nigella Lawson - Who?

  18. Beyonce Knowles - Singer chick. I'm not a fan though.

  19. Madonna - Slut

  20. Jamelia - Who?

  21. Nicole Kidman - Eyes Wide Shut

  22. Monica Bellucci - Seems to like movies where she dosen't have to say a whole lot. See The Matrix: Reloaded, The Matrix: Revolutions, or The Passion of the Christ.

  23. Audrey Tatou - Who?

  24. Vanessa Paradis - Who?

  25. Julianne Moore - Who?

  26. Jennifer Lopez - Singer/Bad Actor with bad taste in men

  27. Marilyn Monroe - Slut - "A reported affair with John F. Kennedy began in late 1961. At the President's gala birthday celebration in Madison Square Garden on May 19, 1962, Marilyn sang her now famous "Happy Birthday" tribute to JFK. The Attorney General, Bobby Kennedy was also reported to have had an affair with Marilyn shortly before her death."

  28. Julia Roberts - Liberal Democrat with nice smile

  29. Liberty Ross - who?

  30. Kylie Minogue - Who?

  31. Estelle Warren - Who?

  32. Gisele Bundchen - Who?

  33. Gwyneth Paltrow - Has no clue how to name children. Probably has no clue as to why her baby girl, Apple, will get teased to no end in school.

  34. Kate Winslet - Slut. You can see her boobies in Titanic (which has nothing to do with the size of her boobies, but was rated PG-13 because of her boobies)

  35. Katharine Hepburn - Not quite Audrey Hepburn

  36. Ava Gardner - Who?

  37. Keira Knightley - Who?

  38. Iman - Who?

  39. Jerry Hall - Who? Wow, I don't know how she made the list, not even attractive to me!

  40. Heidi Klum - I think I saw her on Spin City once... "Michael J Fox is a great, sexy, funny, short man. I had so much fun on that show (Spin City). There was this scene where we were lying in bed together after sex. But instead of having a cigarette I start yodelling, because I'm German, see? He kept making me laugh, we were cracking up."

  41. Ursula Andress - Bad first name!

  42. Virginie Ledoyen - Who?

  43. Sophie Dahl - Who?

  44. Michelle Pfeiffer - Actress

  45. Uma Thurman - Bad actress. See Batman 4 and fear for your life

  46. Kim
    - Oh I don't know, she must have done something as I reconize the name

  47. Jennifer Aniston - Brad Pitt's girl

  48. Eva Herzigova - Who?

  49. Brigitte Bardot - Who? She's French, need I say more? Well I will, she's also a "Save the whales, kill the males" wacko!

  50. Felicity
    - Who?

  51. Claudia
    - Oh I don't know, she must have done something as I reconize the name. "It's something I decided from the very beginning I would never do -- nudity," -Claudia Schiffer

  52. Jacqueline Kennedy - Why's she on the list?

  53. Marlene Dietrich - Who?

  54. Milla Jovovitch - Who?

  55. Lucy Liu - Kung-fu hottie!

  56. Penelope Cruz - Didn't she steal Tom Cruz from Nicole Kidman?

  57. Neve Campbell - Model or something like that.

  58. Sharon Stone - Actress or something

  59. Vivien Leigh - Who?

  60. Sophie Marceau - Who?

  61. Linda Evangelista - Who?

  62. Dido - Umm... I thought Dido was a band...

  63. Catherine Zeta Jones - Has bad taste in men cuz she's married to an old fart

  64. Jessica Lange - Who?

  65. Ingrid Bergman - Who?

  66. Greta Garbo - Who?

  67. Jodie Kidd - Who?

  68. Laetitia Casta - Who?

  69. Princess Caroline of Monaco - Who?

  70. Kathleen Turner - Who?

  71. Rachel Weisz - Who?

  72. Naomi Campbell - Model or something like that

  73. Grace Jones - Who?

  74. Christie Turlington - Who?

  75. Famke Jensen - Who?

  76. Catherine Deneuve - Who?

  77. Cindy Crawford - Former bestest looking woman ever

  78. Heather Graham - Who?

  79. Judy Garland - Saw fit to kill herslef which is a shame, quite good looking and a good singer too.

  80. Ginger Rogers - Who?

  81. Sophia Loren - Who?

  82. Yasmin Le Bon - Who?

  83. Kirsten Dunst - Something, i've hear the name

  84. Sandra Bullock - actress or something

  85. Melanie Sykes - Who?

  86. Cleopatra - Eh? The queen of Egypt? We know what she looked like? Or is this a WWE Super Slut?

  87. Lisa Snowdon - Who?

  88. Rita Hayworth - Who?

  89. Katie Holmes - Who?

  90. Honor Blackman - Who?

  91. Joely Richardson - Who?

  92. Joanna Lumley - Who?

  93. Andie MacDowell - Who?

  94. Alicia Silverstone - Cute in Blast from the Past, bad acting in Batman 4

  95. Cat Deeley - Who?

  96. Rene Russo - I know that name, but I'm not sure why Seinfeld maybe?

  97. Sienna Miller - Who?

  98. Rachel Hunter - Who?

  99. Jade Jagger - Who?

  100. Kelly Brook - Who?


Love: "Does Your Sex Appeal Sizzle?

Congratulations! You made it through the hard part. Now take a look at where you rank between the sheets!

Your score is: 2

0-5: The bad news: chicks probably don't pay you much mind. The good news: there's plenty of room for improvement. Start with your appearance and move on from there."

Well, poop on a stick! The chick's really do not dig me. What do those quiz makers know anyway? Hey you quiz makers, get over here... I'm gonna spank you in the eye!! Ya you! Shut your pie hole and get over here and take your eye spankin like a man!

Tuesday, June 01, 2004

Kerry 'Flips Off' Vietnam Vet

Democratic senator - and certain presidential nominee - John F. Kerry gave the middle finger to a Vietnam veteran at the Vietnam Memorial Wall on Memorial Day morning, has learned.
Flipper shows how he really feels about American troops! How does he expect any sane person to vote for him? I wouldn't be supprised if Howard Dean, who is clearly insane, didn't vote for him. All emphasis of the above quote is mine.

The Painful Truth

The painful truth.