- Audrey Hepburn - They absolutely
picked the best looking girl ever! - Liv Tyler - Arwen! Lord of the Rings! Daughter of Steven Tyler of the band Aerosmith... How could anyone so good looking come from someone so not good looking?!?!?
- Cate Blanchett - Galadriel! Lord of the Rings!
- Angelina Jolie - It's the Tomb Raider chick!
- Grace Kelly - Who? She was before my time.
- Natalie Imbruglia - Who?
- Juliette
Binoche - Who? - Halle Berry - Swordfish, staring Halle Berry's boobies.
- Helena Christensen - Who? Found this quote on her webpage: "In modeling, there is no point in trying to prove you have a brain, so why even bother? I'd sooner
save the energy for something more meaningful." -Helena Christensen - Elle
Macpherson - Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Slut - Cameron Diaz - Really just an Ogre
- Princess Diana - Landmine hating Brit who had bad bad taste in men
- Kate Moss - Model/Slut
- Charlize Theron - Italian Job hottie
- Scarlett
Johansson - Actress or something like that - Isabella Rossellini - Who?
- Nigella Lawson - Who?
- Beyonce Knowles - Singer chick. I'm not a fan though.
- Madonna - Slut
- Jamelia - Who?
- Nicole Kidman - Eyes Wide Shut
- Monica Bellucci - Seems to like movies where she dosen't have to say a whole lot. See The Matrix: Reloaded, The Matrix: Revolutions, or The Passion of the Christ.
- Audrey Tatou - Who?
- Vanessa Paradis - Who?
- Julianne Moore - Who?
- Jennifer Lopez - Singer/Bad Actor with bad taste in men
- Marilyn Monroe - Slut - "A reported affair with John F. Kennedy began in late 1961. At the President's gala birthday celebration in Madison Square Garden on May 19, 1962, Marilyn sang her now famous "Happy Birthday" tribute to JFK. The Attorney General, Bobby Kennedy was also reported to have had an affair with Marilyn shortly before her death."
- Julia Roberts - Liberal Democrat with nice smile
- Liberty Ross - who?
- Kylie Minogue - Who?
- Estelle Warren - Who?
- Gisele Bundchen - Who?
- Gwyneth Paltrow - Has no clue how to name children. Probably has no clue as to why her baby girl, Apple, will get teased to no end in school.
- Kate Winslet - Slut. You can see her boobies in Titanic (which has nothing to do with the size of her boobies, but was rated PG-13 because of her boobies)
- Katharine Hepburn - Not quite Audrey Hepburn
- Ava Gardner - Who?
- Keira Knightley - Who?
- Iman - Who?
- Jerry Hall - Who? Wow, I don't know how she made the list, not even attractive to me!
- Heidi Klum - I think I saw her on Spin City once... "Michael J Fox is a great, sexy, funny, short man. I had so much fun on that show (Spin City). There was this scene where we were lying in bed together after sex. But instead of having a cigarette I start yodelling, because I'm German, see? He kept making me laugh, we were cracking up."
- Ursula Andress - Bad first name!
- Virginie Ledoyen - Who?
- Sophie Dahl - Who?
- Michelle Pfeiffer - Actress
- Uma Thurman - Bad actress. See Batman 4 and fear for your life
- Kim
Catrell - Oh I don't know, she must have done something as I reconize the name - Jennifer Aniston - Brad Pitt's girl
- Eva Herzigova - Who?
- Brigitte Bardot - Who? She's French, need I say more? Well I will, she's also a "Save the whales, kill the males" wacko!
- Felicity
Kendal - Who? - Claudia
Schiffer - Oh I don't know, she must have done something as I reconize the name. "It's something I decided from the very beginning I would never do -- nudity," -Claudia Schiffer - Jacqueline Kennedy - Why's she on the list?
- Marlene Dietrich - Who?
- Milla Jovovitch - Who?
- Lucy Liu - Kung-fu hottie!
- Penelope Cruz - Didn't she steal Tom Cruz from Nicole Kidman?
- Neve Campbell - Model or something like that.
- Sharon Stone - Actress or something
- Vivien Leigh - Who?
- Sophie Marceau - Who?
- Linda Evangelista - Who?
- Dido - Umm... I thought Dido was a band...
- Catherine Zeta Jones - Has bad taste in men cuz she's married to an old fart
- Jessica Lange - Who?
- Ingrid Bergman - Who?
- Greta Garbo - Who?
- Jodie Kidd - Who?
- Laetitia Casta - Who?
- Princess Caroline of Monaco - Who?
- Kathleen Turner - Who?
- Rachel Weisz - Who?
- Naomi Campbell - Model or something like that
- Grace Jones - Who?
- Christie Turlington - Who?
- Famke Jensen - Who?
- Catherine Deneuve - Who?
- Cindy Crawford - Former bestest looking woman ever
- Heather Graham - Who?
- Judy Garland - Saw fit to kill herslef which is a shame, quite good looking and a good singer too.
- Ginger Rogers - Who?
- Sophia Loren - Who?
- Yasmin Le Bon - Who?
- Kirsten Dunst - Something, i've hear the name
- Sandra Bullock - actress or something
- Melanie Sykes - Who?
- Cleopatra - Eh? The queen of Egypt? We know what she looked like? Or is this a WWE Super Slut?
- Lisa Snowdon - Who?
- Rita Hayworth - Who?
- Katie Holmes - Who?
- Honor Blackman - Who?
- Joely Richardson - Who?
- Joanna Lumley - Who?
- Andie MacDowell - Who?
- Alicia Silverstone - Cute in Blast from the Past, bad acting in Batman 4
- Cat Deeley - Who?
- Rene Russo - I know that name, but I'm not sure why Seinfeld maybe?
- Sienna Miller - Who?
- Rachel Hunter - Who?
- Jade Jagger - Who?
- Kelly Brook - Who?
Saturday, June 05, 2004
Pefection personified
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