Saturday, June 05, 2004

Pefection personified


    Top 100 Beautiful Women:


    Rank. Name - My Comments


  1. Audrey Hepburn - They absolutely
    picked the best looking girl ever!

  2. Liv Tyler - Arwen! Lord of the Rings! Daughter of Steven Tyler of the band Aerosmith... How could anyone so good looking come from someone so not good looking?!?!?

  3. Cate Blanchett - Galadriel! Lord of the Rings!

  4. Angelina Jolie - It's the Tomb Raider chick!

  5. Grace Kelly - Who? She was before my time.

  6. Natalie Imbruglia - Who?

  7. Juliette
    Binoche
    - Who?

  8. Halle Berry - Swordfish, staring Halle Berry's boobies.

  9. Helena Christensen - Who? Found this quote on her webpage: "In modeling, there is no point in trying to prove you have a brain, so why even bother? I'd sooner
    save the energy for something more meaningful." -Helena Christensen

  10. Elle
    Macpherson
    - Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Slut

  11. Cameron Diaz - Really just an Ogre

  12. Princess Diana - Landmine hating Brit who had bad bad taste in men

  13. Kate Moss - Model/Slut

  14. Charlize Theron - Italian Job hottie

  15. Scarlett
    Johansson
    - Actress or something like that

  16. Isabella Rossellini - Who?

  17. Nigella Lawson - Who?

  18. Beyonce Knowles - Singer chick. I'm not a fan though.

  19. Madonna - Slut

  20. Jamelia - Who?

  21. Nicole Kidman - Eyes Wide Shut

  22. Monica Bellucci - Seems to like movies where she dosen't have to say a whole lot. See The Matrix: Reloaded, The Matrix: Revolutions, or The Passion of the Christ.

  23. Audrey Tatou - Who?

  24. Vanessa Paradis - Who?

  25. Julianne Moore - Who?

  26. Jennifer Lopez - Singer/Bad Actor with bad taste in men

  27. Marilyn Monroe - Slut - "A reported affair with John F. Kennedy began in late 1961. At the President's gala birthday celebration in Madison Square Garden on May 19, 1962, Marilyn sang her now famous "Happy Birthday" tribute to JFK. The Attorney General, Bobby Kennedy was also reported to have had an affair with Marilyn shortly before her death."

  28. Julia Roberts - Liberal Democrat with nice smile

  29. Liberty Ross - who?

  30. Kylie Minogue - Who?

  31. Estelle Warren - Who?

  32. Gisele Bundchen - Who?

  33. Gwyneth Paltrow - Has no clue how to name children. Probably has no clue as to why her baby girl, Apple, will get teased to no end in school.

  34. Kate Winslet - Slut. You can see her boobies in Titanic (which has nothing to do with the size of her boobies, but was rated PG-13 because of her boobies)

  35. Katharine Hepburn - Not quite Audrey Hepburn

  36. Ava Gardner - Who?

  37. Keira Knightley - Who?

  38. Iman - Who?

  39. Jerry Hall - Who? Wow, I don't know how she made the list, not even attractive to me!

  40. Heidi Klum - I think I saw her on Spin City once... "Michael J Fox is a great, sexy, funny, short man. I had so much fun on that show (Spin City). There was this scene where we were lying in bed together after sex. But instead of having a cigarette I start yodelling, because I'm German, see? He kept making me laugh, we were cracking up."

  41. Ursula Andress - Bad first name!

  42. Virginie Ledoyen - Who?

  43. Sophie Dahl - Who?

  44. Michelle Pfeiffer - Actress

  45. Uma Thurman - Bad actress. See Batman 4 and fear for your life

  46. Kim
    Catrell
    - Oh I don't know, she must have done something as I reconize the name

  47. Jennifer Aniston - Brad Pitt's girl

  48. Eva Herzigova - Who?

  49. Brigitte Bardot - Who? She's French, need I say more? Well I will, she's also a "Save the whales, kill the males" wacko!

  50. Felicity
    Kendal
    - Who?

  51. Claudia
    Schiffer
    - Oh I don't know, she must have done something as I reconize the name. "It's something I decided from the very beginning I would never do -- nudity," -Claudia Schiffer

  52. Jacqueline Kennedy - Why's she on the list?

  53. Marlene Dietrich - Who?

  54. Milla Jovovitch - Who?

  55. Lucy Liu - Kung-fu hottie!

  56. Penelope Cruz - Didn't she steal Tom Cruz from Nicole Kidman?

  57. Neve Campbell - Model or something like that.

  58. Sharon Stone - Actress or something

  59. Vivien Leigh - Who?

  60. Sophie Marceau - Who?

  61. Linda Evangelista - Who?

  62. Dido - Umm... I thought Dido was a band...

  63. Catherine Zeta Jones - Has bad taste in men cuz she's married to an old fart

  64. Jessica Lange - Who?

  65. Ingrid Bergman - Who?

  66. Greta Garbo - Who?

  67. Jodie Kidd - Who?

  68. Laetitia Casta - Who?

  69. Princess Caroline of Monaco - Who?

  70. Kathleen Turner - Who?

  71. Rachel Weisz - Who?

  72. Naomi Campbell - Model or something like that

  73. Grace Jones - Who?

  74. Christie Turlington - Who?

  75. Famke Jensen - Who?

  76. Catherine Deneuve - Who?

  77. Cindy Crawford - Former bestest looking woman ever

  78. Heather Graham - Who?

  79. Judy Garland - Saw fit to kill herslef which is a shame, quite good looking and a good singer too.

  80. Ginger Rogers - Who?

  81. Sophia Loren - Who?

  82. Yasmin Le Bon - Who?

  83. Kirsten Dunst - Something, i've hear the name

  84. Sandra Bullock - actress or something

  85. Melanie Sykes - Who?

  86. Cleopatra - Eh? The queen of Egypt? We know what she looked like? Or is this a WWE Super Slut?

  87. Lisa Snowdon - Who?

  88. Rita Hayworth - Who?

  89. Katie Holmes - Who?

  90. Honor Blackman - Who?

  91. Joely Richardson - Who?

  92. Joanna Lumley - Who?

  93. Andie MacDowell - Who?

  94. Alicia Silverstone - Cute in Blast from the Past, bad acting in Batman 4

  95. Cat Deeley - Who?

  96. Rene Russo - I know that name, but I'm not sure why Seinfeld maybe?

  97. Sienna Miller - Who?

  98. Rachel Hunter - Who?

  99. Jade Jagger - Who?

  100. Kelly Brook - Who?

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