Thursday, December 30, 2004

I'm tying to sleep here you know!

So I wake up to my cell phone going off at 10:06AM because someone sent me an instant message (they can go to my cell phone when i'm not signed on).

hilduff11: who is this

hilduff11: who is this

hilduff11: hello

hilduff11: are you there

(by now I'm scrambling out of bed, because this person, who I don't know, has now spent $.40 on my next cell bill!! I managed to make it online before the next demand.)

inabeanpod: hello?
hilduff11: who is this
inabeanpod: you don't know me?
hilduff11: no
inabeanpod: why send me messages then?
hilduff11: boy or girl
inabeanpod: will let you know everything you need to know about me.
hilduff11: huh

hilduff11: ?????????????
inabeanpod: hmm... most people like to go to my webpage. But if you don't want to, you don't have to.
hilduff11: who are you
inabeanpod: why do you care? you are the one sending me messages!!
hilduff11: no im not when i signed on you were talking to me
hilduff11: WHO ARE YOU
inabeanpod: whatever. your first 4 messages went to my cell phone because I was not online at the time.

inabeanpod: if you want to know who I am, go to my webpage.
hilduff11: kk

hilduff11: it dosent say who you are where do go to know who you are
inabeanpod: try this:
hilduff11: kk
hilduff11 disconnected 10:25

Not even a goodbye or anything! You wake me up, demand to know who I am and then don't even say goodbye? Kids these days (shakes head).

Sunday, December 26, 2004

Apple - Pro - Tip of the Week

Apple - Pro - Tip of the Week: "Expos� Show-off Trick #1"

Heh! If this isn't worth switching for, nothing is.
It’s fun to watch their face as it changes from “cool!” to “why doesn’t Windows have that?”

Thursday, December 23, 2004

City Bans Indoor Nudity

Alarmed by glimpses of sweaty citizens in the buff, the city council in the southeastern city of Villahermosa has adopted a law banning indoor nudity, officials confirmed on Wednesday.

Pulido said she was confident that citizens who catch a glimpse of offenders would report them to police -- though the law also threatens jail for peeping Toms.

3 ways to wind up in jail in Villahermosa Mexico:

  1. Report seeing someone in the buff and go to jail you dirty peeping tom!
  2. Be the person the dirty peeping tom saw.
  3. Feel gulty for taking a shower/bath and turn yourself in.

Thursday, December 16, 2004

Time Warner Cable is raising the speed of its broadband

MacDailyNews - Apple and Mac News - Welcome Home: "'As part of an ongoing race in the cable industry, Time Warner Cable is raising the speed of its broadband Internet offerings to 5 and 8 million bits per second without increasing prices,' The Associated Press reports. 'The higher speeds are available in New York City starting Tuesday and will roll out to the rest of the country in January.'"
Good deal! I'm looking forward to it!

Sunday, December 12, 2004

Target : Blue Q Chastity Underwear

Target : Blue Q Chastity Underwear: "In fact, we might go so far as to recommend NOT wearing them..."
Yup that's right, buy these panties... er "chastity underwear", but don't wear them. As long as we've got your money, we don't care what you do with the product. Why oh why would anyone make these? Or try to sell them by telling you not to ware them!?

Thursday, December 09, 2004

Great Ball's of Fire!

Times Online - Britain
To keep the testicles at an ideal temperature — and for greater comfort — men naturally sit with their legs further apart than women. When working on a laptop, however, they will adopt a less natural position in order to balance it on their laps, which results in a significant rise in body heat between their thighs.
IS that so? I thought I naturally sat with my legs further apart than women because there is something there that I don't want to SMASH! I've never thought to myself, man my ball's are hot, I better open my legs wide to cool them off. But I guess I'm pretty much infertile because I tend to always carry my work cell phone in my left pocket, personal cell phone in my right pocket and my key chain has one of those remote car door unlockers on it. I also happen to use a laptop at work and own a Powerbook and an iPod.

Is this why girls don't throw them selves at me? They see me and think to them selves, he's got a cell phone, he's infertile, ignore him.


More Bad News: Mobile Phone Radiation Harms DNA, New Study Finds Remember, I've got one in each pocket.

Wednesday, December 08, 2004 - U.S. & World - Exploding Lava Lamp Kills Man - U.S. & World - Exploding Lava Lamp Kills Man: "Exploding Lava Lamp Kills Man"
Tuesday, November 30, 2004

KENT, Wash. — A man who placed a lava lamp (search) on a hot stovetop was killed when it exploded and sent a shard of glass into his heart, police said.

Philip Quinn, 24, was found dead in his trailer home Sunday night by his parents.

"Why on earth he was heating a lava lamp on the stove, we don't know," Kent Police spokesman Paul Petersen said Monday.

After the lamp exploded, Quinn apparently stumbled into his bedroom, where he died Sunday afternoon, authorities said.

Police found no evidence of drug or alcohol use.
Two things: 1) My father is from Kent Washington. 2)I have a lava lamp collection.