Thursday, December 23, 2004

City Bans Indoor Nudity

Alarmed by glimpses of sweaty citizens in the buff, the city council in the southeastern city of Villahermosa has adopted a law banning indoor nudity, officials confirmed on Wednesday.

Pulido said she was confident that citizens who catch a glimpse of offenders would report them to police -- though the law also threatens jail for peeping Toms.

3 ways to wind up in jail in Villahermosa Mexico:

  1. Report seeing someone in the buff and go to jail you dirty peeping tom!
  2. Be the person the dirty peeping tom saw.
  3. Feel gulty for taking a shower/bath and turn yourself in.

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