Wednesday, May 31, 2006

BREITBART.COM - Fla. Man in Women's Bathing Suit Arrested

BREITBART.COM - Fla. Man in Women's Bathing Suit Arrested: "Fla. Man in Women's Bathing Suit Arrested

A man wearing a purple women's bathing suit and carrying a flare gun was arrested after he told a bartender he was going to 'get rid of all the dirt bags in Key West,' authorities said.

Jeffrey C. Anderson, 55, was charged with carrying a concealed firearm Monday after he brandished the flare gun, which was under a skirt he was wearing, Key West police spokeswoman Christie Phillips said.

The bartender, who was not identified, was working in the downstairs bar of The Bull and Whistle, a popular Key West watering hole located on Duval Street.

'She reported she had seen a man, later identified as Anderson, dancing in the street showing tourists his private parts, and asking people for money when they took his picture,' the news release said.

The bartender said Anderson then approached her, telling her he was going to get rid of the city's 'dirt bags' before displaying the gun, police said.

Police quickly located Anderson and found an orange 12-gauge flare gun in his possession, Phillips said. He was transported to the Monroe County detention center. It was not clear if he had a lawyer."
Nope, not a single crazy person in Florida. Mr. Anderson is completely normal...

Monday, May 29, 2006

out of step with the audience's tastes

English radio station bans James Blunt songs...
See, I'm not the only one who didn't care for his so called music.
The music industry exerts a lot of pressure on radio stations to play certain artists' music over and over again, Cotton said.

"Often this can be out of step with the audience's tastes, which results in songs being overplayed," he said. "We're happy to stand up to this pressure and follow the strong message listeners have given us. We encourage other radio stations to take the same step."

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Chinese British Scammers!

Got this tasty bit of Spam in my Gmail inbox recently.
That Chinese bit says something like: "I have the new electricity postal address!" and "You presently may the electricity postal give me:"
Dear Sir/Madam,

Would u like to work online from home/temporarily and get paid weekly?we are glad to offer you for a job position at our company,WHARFSIDE FURNITURE.We need someone to work for the company as a representative/book keeper in the states. This is in view of our not having an office presently in the US. You dont need to have an Office and thiscertainly wont disturb any form of work you have going at the moment.From the Site, you will find out the Company produces the following varities of Furniture:- Crafts and Art works for interior and exterior uses which we have clients we supply weekly in the states.Our integrated Furniture manufacturing operations use state-of-the-art Furnture equipment from the world's leading suppliers. Order processing,production monitoring and process flow are seamlessly integrated through a company-wide computer network.Your average monthly income Starts from about 5000.00 usd.No form of investments from you.This job takes only 1-3 hours per day.


0ur company manufactures and sells furniture and craft works that meanly have to do wood suppliers.We have sales representatives all over the world to distribute our products.You know, that it's not easy to start a business in a new market (being the US). There are hundreds of competitors, close direct contacts between suppliers and customers and other difficulties, which impede our sales promotion.We have decided to deliver the products in upfront, it's very risky but it should push up sales on 25 percent. Thus we need to get payments for our products as soon as it possible because customers can just "forget" to pay. Unfortunately we are unable to open bank accounts in the United States without first registering the company name.Presently with the amount of Orders we have, we cannot put them hold.For fear of loosing the customers outrightly. Secondly we cannot cash these payments from the US soon enough as international Cheques take about 14 working days for cash to be made available.We lose about 75,000 USD of net income each month because we have money transfer delays.


Your task is to coordinate payments from customers and help us with the payment process.You are not invloved in any sales. Our sales manager sells products. Once he makes a sale we deliver the product to a customer (usually through FEDEX).The customer receives and checks the products. After this has been done the customer has to pay for the products. About 90 percent of our customers prefer to pay through Certified Cheques and Money orders or through Bank wire transfer online based on the amount involved.We have decided to open this new job position for solving this problem.

Your tasks are;

1. Recieve payment from Customers.

2. Cash Payments at your Bank.

3. Deduct 10% which will be your percentage/pay on Payment processed.

4. Forward balance afer deduction of percentage/pay to any of the offices you will be contacted to send payment to.(Payment is to forwarded into our Bank account that you will provided with Transfer).Local Money transfers takes barely hours, so it will give us a possibility to get customer's payment almost immediately.

For example you've got 30000.00USD

You take your income : 3000.00 USD

Send to us: 27000.00 USD

First month you will have 10-20 transactions on 30000.00-40000.00 USD So you may calculate your income.For example 10 transactions on 30000.00 USD gives you 30000.00 USD Plus your basis monthly salary is 1000.00 USD Total: 40000.00 USD per month.After establishing close co-operation you'll be able to operate with larger orders and you'll be able to earn more.

Our payments will be issued out in your name and you get them cashed in your bank deduct your weekly salary and foward the balance to the company via Bank Wire Transfer.We understand it is an unusual and incredible job position. This job takes only 3-7 hours per week. You'll have a lot of free time doing another job, you'll get good income and regular job.But this job is very challenging and you should understand it. We are looking only for the worker who satisfies our requirements and will be an earnest assistant.

We are glad to offer this job position to you. If you feel that you are a serious and earnest worker and if you want to work for us,attached to this email you will find a copy of the COMPANIES APPLICATION FORM kindly fill it out and send back via email and you will receive necessary information in 1-48 hours.




Shoredich London N1

Buttesland street London N1 6BY.

Tel:+44 702 406 1542


NAME :________________________________________________(MR/MRS/MISS)

CONTACT ADDRESS :_______________________________________

CITY :______________ZIP CODE :_______________

STATE :____________________________

TELEPHONE NUMBER : HOME :_______________CELL :__________________

DATE OF BIRTH :_________________MARITAL STATUS :________________

NATIONALITY :_______________________OCCUPATION :___________________


Yup that's right, they want me to help launder their money. LOL

Friday, May 19, 2006

The Single Life = The Safe Life

Via the DRUDGE REPORT 2006®:
Woman rips off her husband's testicles with bare hands...
Sounds like a good reason not to get married to me!

STUDY: Teenage girls now more likely than boys to drink, smoke, steal, take drugs...
By the time the girls are old enough to marry, they'll be so messed up that they'll rip your balls off.

I look like who?! has a face recognition
tool that will find famous people that look like you... Thinking this might
be a fun toy to play with, I loaded up a few of my photos to see who I look
like. I also wanted to see if I really do look like Tom
and Andy Dick,
the two celeberties I get mistaken for the most often. I attempted to find results
with 13 different photos of myself to get the best results. Now on to the results!
The Celeberty Who Showed Up the Most: Vin Diesel!!!

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In Second Place Is:

& Sergio Aragones

I like like a BUNCH of liberal moon bats :(

John Edwards,
George Soros,
George Clooney,
Michael Moore,
Chevy Chase,

Some Actors:

Edward Norton,
Johnny Depp,
Tommy Lee Jones,
Vin Diesel,
Alec Guinness,
Jean Reno,
Peter O'Toole,
Robert Duvall,
Kevin Costner,
Tim Curry,

Even Some Girls?!

Aishwariya Rai*,
Julie Andrews*,
Kim Hee-sun*,
Lucy Liu*,

And A Bunch of People I've Never Heard of...

Billy Corgan,
Buffalo Bill,
Adrien Brody,
David Trimble,
James Randi,
Nestor Kirchner,
Chick Corea,
John Hume,
Luis Figo,
Niki Lauda,
Ante Gotovina,
Benny Andersson,
Bjarne Stroustrup,
Joseph Brodsky,
Richard Stallman,
Tsui Hark,
Herbie Hancock,
Konrad Zuse,
Brandon Lee,
Brandon Waits,
Frederick Winslow Taylor,
George Marshall,
Paul Allen,

*No I'm not trying to say Steve Jobs is a girl!! I just didn't know how to remove the first search box when I added the second taller search box.

Saturday, May 06, 2006