Friday, May 19, 2006

The Single Life = The Safe Life

Via the DRUDGE REPORT 2006®:
Woman rips off her husband's testicles with bare hands...
Sounds like a good reason not to get married to me!

STUDY: Teenage girls now more likely than boys to drink, smoke, steal, take drugs...
By the time the girls are old enough to marry, they'll be so messed up that they'll rip your balls off.

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