Friday, February 27, 2004



Sung to the tune of "If You Are Happy And You Know It..."

gotta boogie in my nose, gonna pick it
gotta boogie in my nose, gonna pick it
gotta boogie in my nose
gotta boogie in my nose
gotta boogie in my nose, gonna pick it!

got the boogie on my finger, gonna lick it
got the boogie on my finger, gonna lick it
got the boogie on my finger
got the boogie on my finger
got the boogie on my finger, gonna lick it!

ate the boogie from my finger, 'twas delicious
ate the boogie from my finger, 'twas delicious
ate the boogie from my finger
ate the boogie from my finger
ate the boogie from my finger, 'twas delicious

you gotta vote for me so I can screw you!
you gotta vote for me so I can screw you!
you gotta vote for me
so I can really screw you
you gotta vote for me so I can screw you!!!

Wednesday, February 25, 2004

Saw The Passion of the Christ tonight. 1) Do not believe the media. 2) See it for yourself. 3) Form your own opinion. 4) Jesus died for us.

Saturday, February 21, 2004

Well, if I did things right my blog should now be hosted by Blogger on their blogspot.com webpage. Something went goofy and my posts were not showing up when I was hosting my blog on my ISP provided web space. After some banging my head on the wall, the blog should be accessable from my webpage (http://inabeanpod.topcitiescom). So... as long as I've got my iPod, it's not my problem!

Saturday, February 07, 2004

Fresh out of the inbox:

The Year 2010's Pizza Order



Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..."

Customer: "Hi, I'd like to order."

Operator: "May I have your NIDN first, sir?"

Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's 6102049998-45-54610."

Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number's 266-2566. Which number are you calling from, sir?"

Customer: "Huh? I'm at home. How did you get ALL of my information"

Operator: "We're wired into the system, sir."

Customer: (Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-Meat Special pizzas..."

Operator: "I don't think that's a good idea, sir."

Customer: "Whaddya mean?"

Operator: "Sir, your medical records indicate that you've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice."

Customer: What do you recommend, then?"

Operator: "You might try our low-fat Soybean Yogurt Pizza. I'm sure you'll like it"

Customer: "What makes you think I'd like something like that?"

Operator: "Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion."

Customer: "All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then. What's the damage?"

Operator: "That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids, sir. The 'damage,' as you put it, comes $49.99."

Customer: "Lemme give you my credit card number."

Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash. Your credit card balance is too close to the limit."

Customer: "I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your driver gets here."

Operator: "That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's overdrawn."

Customer: "Never mind. Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How long will it take?"

Operator: "We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick 'em up while you're out getting the cash, but carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward."

Customer: "How do you know I'm riding a bike?"

Operator: "It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid up, so I just assumed that you'd be using it."

Customer: "@#%/$@&?#!"

Operator: "I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a July 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop."

Customer: (Speechless)

Operator: "Will there be anything else, sir?"

Customer: "No, nothing. oh, yeah, don't forget the two free liters of Coke your ad says I get with the pizzas."

Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us from offering free soda to diabetics."

Groan, is this where we're heading?

Thursday, February 05, 2004

Hey! We got some snow today. Nine or ten inches I think. Its nice. The roads are slick and unplowed. The highways are probably not to bad, but the side streets have not been touched yet. Real snow in KC, who would have though? Not me. We usually get lots of ice and no snow.

Tuesday, February 03, 2004



Yup, looks like dogpile is at it again. Girls are dog's according to the ad. And dog's use dogpile! Soo... only girls, who are dog's, can use dogpile? Uhh... ok, whatever. (girls are not dog's by the way)