Sung to the tune of "If You Are Happy And You Know It..."

gotta boogie in my nose, gonna pick it
gotta boogie in my nose, gonna pick it
gotta boogie in my nose
gotta boogie in my nose
gotta boogie in my nose, gonna pick it!

got the boogie on my finger, gonna lick it
got the boogie on my finger, gonna lick it
got the boogie on my finger
got the boogie on my finger
got the boogie on my finger, gonna lick it!

ate the boogie from my finger, 'twas delicious
ate the boogie from my finger, 'twas delicious
ate the boogie from my finger
ate the boogie from my finger
ate the boogie from my finger, 'twas delicious

you gotta vote for me so I can screw you!
you gotta vote for me so I can screw you!
you gotta vote for me
so I can really screw you
you gotta vote for me so I can screw you!!!