Thursday, December 09, 2004

Great Ball's of Fire!

Times Online - Britain
To keep the testicles at an ideal temperature — and for greater comfort — men naturally sit with their legs further apart than women. When working on a laptop, however, they will adopt a less natural position in order to balance it on their laps, which results in a significant rise in body heat between their thighs.
IS that so? I thought I naturally sat with my legs further apart than women because there is something there that I don't want to SMASH! I've never thought to myself, man my ball's are hot, I better open my legs wide to cool them off. But I guess I'm pretty much infertile because I tend to always carry my work cell phone in my left pocket, personal cell phone in my right pocket and my key chain has one of those remote car door unlockers on it. I also happen to use a laptop at work and own a Powerbook and an iPod.

Is this why girls don't throw them selves at me? They see me and think to them selves, he's got a cell phone, he's infertile, ignore him.

Whatever.

More Bad News: Mobile Phone Radiation Harms DNA, New Study Finds Remember, I've got one in each pocket.

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