Charlie Brown Vs. Lucy van Pelt

So I guess there is some hoopla over the new NFL extra-point kicks - http://www.foxsports.com/buzzer/story/nfl-extra-point-rule-change-kickers-tweets-052015

Well The Czar is here to make things better!

Goal Posts

• "Uprights" shortened with a crossbeam added on top making a square.
• Uprights will now be referred to as “the square”.

Scoring Kicks

• The football must pass through the square to count for Standard Points.
• Standard Points are the extra point after a touchdown and field goal.
• If the ball is kicked over, to either side or under the square, the kick is unsuccessful.
• The football may touch the square for 10 Bonus Points.
• Bonus Points are awarded regardless of the outcome of the kick.
• If the kick bounces off the square and then goes through the square (successful kick), Standard Points + Bonus Points are scored.
• If the kick bounces off the square but does not go through (unsuccessful kick) only Bonus Points are scored.
• No Bonus Points are awarded if the ball touches the ground before it touches the square.

Scoring Kicks – Extra Points

• Upon scoring a touchdown and the scoring team elects not to attempt a conversion, an extra point kick may be attempted from the 15 yard line.

Scoring Kicks – Field Goals

• Field Goal will now officially be pronounced as “feel-gull”.
• Field Goals will be scored based on where the ball is spotted at the line of scrimmage, 1 point for every 10 yard range away from the end zone as follows:

Line of Scrimmage On or Between	Points
Goal Line-10 Yard Line	1 Point
11-20 Yard Line	2 Points
21-30 Yard Line	3 Points
31-40 Yard Line	4 Points
41-50 Yard Line	5 Points
Beyond the 50 Yard Line
49-40 Yard Line	6 Points
39-30 Yard Line	7 Points
29-20 Yard Line	8 Points
19-10 Yard Line	9 Points
9-Goal Line	10 Points

These better rules will make the game more exciting, higher scoring and generally more entertaining.  A premium will be placed on deadly accurate kickers who can bring glorious victory to their team!  And the drama!  Oh just think of the drama!  The 4^th quarter, down by 14, time running out, ball on the 43 yard line, can the kicker shank one off the square for a successful field goal and 15 points for the win? 

--The Czar has spoken!