Showing posts with label NFL. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NFL. Show all posts

Monday, May 25, 2015

Charlie Brown Vs. Lucy van Pelt



So I guess there is some hoopla over the new NFL extra-point kicks - http://www.foxsports.com/buzzer/story/nfl-extra-point-rule-change-kickers-tweets-052015

Well The Czar is here to make things better!

Goal Posts

  • "Uprights" shortened with a crossbeam added on top making a square.
  • Uprights will now be referred to as “the square”.

Scoring Kicks
  • The football must pass through the square to count for Standard Points.
    • Standard Points are the extra point after a touchdown and field goal.
    • If the ball is kicked over, to either side or under the square, the kick is unsuccessful.
  • The football may touch the square for 10 Bonus Points.
    • Bonus Points are awarded regardless of the outcome of the kick.
      • If the kick bounces off the square and then goes through the square (successful kick), Standard Points + Bonus Points are scored.
      • If the kick bounces off the square but does not go through (unsuccessful kick) only Bonus Points are scored.
    • No Bonus Points are awarded if the ball touches the ground before it touches the square.
Scoring Kicks – Extra Points
  • Upon scoring a touchdown and the scoring team elects not to attempt a conversion, an extra point kick may be attempted from the 15 yard line.
Scoring Kicks – Field Goals
  • Field Goal will now officially be pronounced as “feel-gull”.
  • Field Goals will be scored based on where the ball is spotted at the line of scrimmage, 1 point for every 10 yard range away from the end zone as follows:
Line of Scrimmage
On or Between
Points
Goal Line-10 Yard Line
1 Point
11-20 Yard Line
2 Points
21-30 Yard Line
3 Points
31-40 Yard Line
4 Points
41-50 Yard Line
5 Points
Beyond the 50 Yard Line
49-40 Yard Line
6 Points
39-30 Yard Line
7 Points
29-20 Yard Line
8 Points
19-10 Yard Line
9 Points
9-Goal Line
10 Points

These better rules will make the game more exciting, higher scoring and generally more entertaining.  A premium will be placed on deadly accurate kickers who can bring glorious victory to their team!  And the drama!  Oh just think of the drama!  The 4th quarter, down by 14, time running out, ball on the 43 yard line, can the kicker shank one off the square for a successful field goal and 15 points for the win? 

--The Czar has spoken!

Monday, May 11, 2015

Patriots QB Tom Brady hit with 4-game suspension for Deflategate BLATANTLY cheating (had to fix that headline for ya!)


  • Brady suspended 4 games
  • Patriots 1 Million dollar fine
  • -2 draft picks next year 


  • This sure seems like an attempt to keep Brady fresh for the playoffs. If the Patriots don't lose the first 4 games, that's exactly what this is.


    A better punishment would be to require Brady to use completely deflated balls for passing plays and over inflated balls for running plays. Patriots QBs would have to go to the refs and declare their intent to use a passing play or a running play. The refs would then set the correct ball completely deflated or over inflated and play goes on as normal, unless of course there is a delay of game violation.

    Now you may be asking yourself, wont this give away if they play will be a pass or run? Yes, and that is part of the punishment. The other part is if the play uses the incorrect ball, I.E. running play with the deflated ball or passing play with the over inflated ball. That will result in a 15 yard penalty and a loss of down.

    The Czar has spoken

    Sunday, January 15, 2012

    NFL Divisional Playoffs Power Rankings

    Divisional Playoffs
    1. New England
    2. San Francisco
    3. Baltimore
    4. N.Y. Giants
    5. Green Bay
    6. Houston
    7. Denver
    8. New Orleans

    9. Wild Card Loss Teams (final power rank TBD based on Super Bowl Championship)
    10. Pittsburgh
    11. Atlanta
    12. Detroit
    13. Cincinnati

    14. The Rest
    15. Tennessee
    16. San Diego
    17. Philadelphia
    18. Arizona
    19. Chicago
    20. Kansas City
    21. Miami
    22. Jacksonville
    23. Oakland
    24. N.Y. Jets
    25. Dallas
    26. Seattle
    27. Buffalo
    28. Carolina
    29. Washington
    30. Tampa Bay
    31. Cleveland
    32. Minnesota
    33. St. Louis
    34. Indianapolis

    Sunday, January 08, 2012

    NFL Wild Card Weekend Power Rankings

    Wild Card Weekend:
    1 Green Bay
    2 New England
    3 San Francisco
    4 Baltimore
    5 New Orleans
    6 Houston
    7 N.Y. Giants
    8 Denver
    9 Pittsburgh
    10 Atlanta
    11 Detroit
    12 Cincinnati
    13 Tennessee
    14 San Diego
    15 Philadelphia
    16 Arizona
    17 Chicago
    18 Kansas City
    19 Miami
    20 Jacksonville
    21 Oakland
    22 N.Y. Jets
    23 Dallas
    24 Seattle
    25 Buffalo
    26 Carolina
    27 Washington
    28 Tampa Bay
    29 Cleveland
    30 Minnesota
    31 St. Louis
    32 Indianapolis

    Wednesday, January 04, 2012

    NFL Week 17 Power Rankings

    Pre-Post Season Power Rankings!
    1      Green Bay          1 seed
    2      New England     1 seed
    3      San Francisco    2 seed
    4      Baltimore           2 seed
    5      New Orleans      3 seed
    6      Houston             3 seed
    7      N.Y. Giants        4 seed
    8      Denver               4 seed
    9      Pittsburgh          5 seed wildcard
    10    Atlanta               5 seed wildcard
    11    Detroit               6 seed wildcard
    12    Cincinnati          6 seed wildcard
    13    Tennessee   
    14    San Diego   
    15    Philadelphia   
    16    Arizona   
    17    Chicago   
    18    Kansas City   
    19    Miami   
    20    Jacksonville   
    21    Oakland   
    22    N.Y. Jets   
    23    Dallas   
    24    Seattle   
    25    Buffalo   
    26    Carolina   
    27    Washington   
    28    Tampa Bay   
    29    Cleveland   
    30    Minnesota   
    31    St. Louis   
    32    Indianapolis   

    NFL Week 17 Power Rankings

    Week 17
    1. Green Bay
    2. New England
    3. New Orleans 
    4. San Francisco
    5. Baltimore
    6. Pittsburgh
    7. Atlanta
    8. N.Y. Giants
    9. Tennessee
    10. San Diego
    11. Philadelphia
    12. Arizona
    13. Chicago
    14. Kansas City
    15. Miami
    16. Jacksonville
    17. Detroit
    18. Houston
    19. Cincinnati
    20. Oakland
    21. N.Y. Jets
    22. Dallas
    23. Denver
    24. Seattle
    25. Buffalo
    26. Carolina
    27. Washington
    28. Tampa Bay
    29. Cleveland
    30. Minnesota
    31. St. Louis
    32. Indianapolis

    Tuesday, December 27, 2011

    NFL Power Rankings: Week 16

    Week 16
    1. Green Bay
    2. New Orleans
    3. New England
    4. San Francisco
    5. Pittsburgh
    6. Baltimore
    7. Detroit
    8. Cincinnati
    9. N.Y. Giants
    10. Oakland
    11. Tennessee
    12. Philadelphia
    13. Carolina
    14. Buffalo
    15. Minnesota
    16. Indianapolis
    17. Houston
    18. Denver
    19. N.Y. Jets
    20. Dallas
    21. Chicago
    22. Seattle
    23. Arizona
    24. San Diego
    25. Atlanta
    26. Kansas City
    27. Washington
    28. Miami
    29. Jacksonville
    30. Tampa Bay
    31. Cleveland
    32. St. Louis

    Tuesday, December 20, 2011

    NFL Week 15 Power Rankings

    Week 15
    1. New Orleans
    2. New England
    3. San Francisco
    4. Atlanta
    5. Detroit
    6. Dallas
    7. Cincinnati
    8. Seattle
    9. Arizona
    10. San Diego
    11. Kansas City
    12. Philadelphia
    13. Carolina
    14. Miami
    15. Washington
    16. Indianapolis
    17. Green Bay
    18. Baltimore
    19. Houston
    20. Pittsburgh
    21. Denver
    22. N.Y. Jets
    23. Oakland
    24. Chicago
    25. Tennessee
    26. N.Y. Giants
    27. Buffalo
    28. Cleveland
    29. Tampa Bay
    30. Jacksonville
    31. Minnesota
    32. St. Louis

    Monday, December 12, 2011

    NFL Power Rankings: Week 14

    Week 14
    1. Green Bay
    2. New England
    3. Baltimore
    4. New Orleans
    5. Houston
    6. Pittsburgh 
    7. N.Y. Jets
    8. Detroit
    9. Atlanta
    10. Denver
    11. N.Y. Giants
    12. San Diego
    13. Seattle
    14. Arizona
    15. Philadelphia
    16. Jacksonville
    17. San Francisco
    18. Dallas
    19. Cincinnati
    20. Tennessee
    21. Oakland
    22. Chicago
    23. Kansas City
    24. Buffalo
    25. Washington
    26. Carolina
    27. Tampa Bay
    28. Miami
    29. Cleveland
    30. Minnesota
    31. St. Louis
    32. Indianapolis

    Tuesday, December 06, 2011

    NFL Power Rankings: Week 13

    Week 13:
    1. Green Bay
    2. San Francisco
    3. Pittsburgh 
    4. New Orleans
    5. New England
    6. Baltimore
    7. Houston
    8. Denver
    9. N.Y. Jets
    10. Tennessee
    11. San Diego
    12. Seattle
    13. Arizona
    14. Kansas City
    15. Carolina
    16. Miami
    17. Detroit
    18. Oakland
    19. Dallas
    20. Atlanta
    21. Cincinnati
    22. Chicago
    23. N.Y. Giants
    24. Buffalo
    25. Washington
    26. Tampa Bay
    27. Philadelphia
    28. Cleveland
    29. Jacksonville
    30. Minnesota
    31. St. Louis 
    32. Indianapolis

    Tuesday, November 29, 2011

    NFL Power Rankings: Week 12

    Week 12:
    1. Green Bay
    2. New Orleans
    3. New England
    4. Houston
    5. Baltimore
    6. Pittsburgh
    7. Atlanta
    8. Oakland
    9. Cincinnati
    10. Dallas
    11. N.Y. Jets
    12. Tennessee
    13. Denver
    14. Washington
    15. Arizona
    16. Carolina
    17. San Francisco
    18. Chicago
    19. Detroit
    20. N.Y. Giants
    21. Buffalo
    22. Philadelphia
    23. Cleveland
    24. Seattle
    25. Tampa Bay
    26. San Diego
    27. Kansas City
    28. Miami
    29. Jacksonville
    30. St. Louis
    31. Minnesota
    32. Indianapolis

    Tuesday, November 22, 2011

    NFL Power Rankings: Week 11

    Week 11
    1. Green Bay
    2. San Francisco 
    3. Detroit
    4. New England
    5. Chicago
    6. Baltimore
    7. Oakland 
    8. Dallas
    9. Atlanta 
    10. Denver
    11. Seattle
    12. Philadelphia
    13. Cleveland
    14. Miami
    15. Houston
    16. New Orleans
    17. Pittsburgh
    18. Indianapolis
    19. Cincinnati
    20. N.Y. Giants
    21. Tennessee
    22. N.Y. Jets
    23. Buffalo
    24. Tampa Bay
    25. San Diego
    26. Kansas City
    27. Washington
    28. Jacksonville
    29. Arizona
    30. Carolina
    31. Minnesota
    32. St. Louis

    Tuesday, November 15, 2011

    NFL Power Rankings: Week 10

    Week 10
    1. Green Bay
    2. San Francisco
    3. Houston
    4. New Orleans
    5. Pittsburgh
    6. Chicago
    7. New England
    8. Dallas
    9. Tennessee
    10. Oakland
    11. Denver
    12. Seattle
    13. Arizona
    14. Jacksonville
    15. Miami
    16. St. Louis
    17. N.Y. Giants
    18. Baltimore
    19. Cincinnati
    20. Detroit
    21. Atlanta
    22. N.Y. Jets
    23. Buffalo
    24. San Diego
    25. Kansas City
    26. Tampa Bay
    27. Philadelphia
    28. Cleaveland
    29. Washington
    30. Minnesota
    31. Carolina
    32. Indianapolis

    Friday, November 11, 2011

    NFL Power Rankings: Week 9

    The Late Edition!
    1. Green Bay
    2. San Francisco
    3. Cincinnati
    4. N.Y. Giants
    5. Baltimore
    6. Houston
    7. New Orleans
    8. Atlanta
    9. Chicago
    10. N.Y. Jets
    11. Dallas
    12. Denver
    13. Arizona
    14. Miami
    15. Detrioit
    16. Minnesota
    17. Carolina
    18. Jacksonville
    19. Pittsburgh
    20. New England
    21. Buffalo
    22. San Diego
    23. Oakland
    24. Tennessee
    25. Tampa Bay
    26. Kansas City
    27. Philadelphia
    28. Cleveland
    29. Washington
    30. Seattle
    31. St. Louis
    32. Indianapolis

    Monday, October 31, 2011

    NFL Power

    Week 8
    1. San Francisco
    2. Detroit
    3. Pittsburgh
    4. Cincinnati
    5. Baltimore
    6. Buffalo
    7. N.Y. Giants
    8. Houston
    9. Tennessee
    10. Kansas City
    11. Philadelphia
    12. Minnesota
    13. St. Louis
    14. Green Bay
    15. N.Y. Jets
    16. Chicago
    17. Atlanta
    18. Oakland
    19. Tampa
    20. New England
    21. New Orleans
    22. San Diego
    23. Cleveland
    24. Dallas
    25. Washington
    26. Seattle
    27. Denver
    28. Carolina
    29. Jacksonville
    30. Arizona
    31. Miami
    32. Indianapolis

    Tuesday, October 25, 2011

    NFL Power Rankings: Week 7

    Week 7

    1. Green Bay
    2.  New Orleans
    3.  Pittsburgh
    4.  N.Y. Jets
    5.  Houston
    6.  Chicago
    7.  Atlanta
    8.  Dallas
    9.  Kansas City
    10.  Cleveland
    11.  Denver
    12.  Carolina
    13.  Jacksonville
    14.  San Francisco
    15.  New England
    16.  Cincinnati
    17.  Philadelphia
    18.  N.Y. Giants
    19.  Buffalo
    20.  Detroit
    21.  Baltimore
    22.  San Diego
    23.  Tampa Bay
    24.  Oakland
    25.  Washington
    26.  Tennessee
    27.  Seattle
    28.  Arizona
    29.  Minnesota
    30.  Miami
    31. St. Louis
    32. Indianapolis

    Monday, October 17, 2011

    NFL Power Rankings: Week 6

     Week 6
    1. Green Bay
    2. San Francisco
    3. New England
    4. Baltimore
    5. Cincinnati
    6. N.Y. Giants
    7. Tampa Bay
    8. Oakland
    9. Pittsburgh
    10. Chicago
    11. Atlanta
    12. N.Y. Jets
    13. Philadelphia
    14. San Diego
    15. Seattle
    16. Kansas City
    17. Tennesse
    18. Denver
    19. Arizona
    20. Detroit
    21. Buffalo
    22. New Orleans
    23. Washington
    24. Houston
    25. Cleveland
    26. Dallas
    27. Carolina
    28. Jacksonville
    29. Minnesota
    30. Indianapolis
    31. Miami
    32. St. Louis

    Tuesday, October 11, 2011

    NFL Power Rankings: Week 5

    Week 5
    1. Green Bay
    2. Detroit
    3. San Francisco
    4. Buffalo
    5. New Orleans
    6. New England
    7. San Diego
    8. Pittsburgh
    9. Cincinnati
    10. Oakland
    11. Seattle
    12. Kansas City
    13. Minnesota
    14. Baltimore
    15. Washington
    16. Dallas
    17. Cleveland
    18. Miami
    19. St. Louis
    20. N.Y. Giants
    21. Houston
    22. Tennessee
    23. Tampa Bay
    24. N.Y. Jets
    25. Atlanta
    26. Chicago
    27. Carolina
    28. Philadelphia
    29. Denver
    30. Jacksonville
    31. Arizona
    32. Indianapolis

    Tuesday, September 27, 2011

    NFL Power Rankings: Week 3

    Week 3
    1. Buffalo
    2. Green Bay
    3. Detroit
    4. New Orleans
    5. Baltimore
    6. Oakland
    7. N.Y. Giants
    8. Pittsburgh
    9. San Diego
    10. Dallas
    11. Tennessee
    12. Cleveland
    13. Tampa Bay
    14. San Francisco
    15. Carolina
    16. Seattle
    17. New England
    18. Houston
    19. N.Y. Jets
    20. Washington
    21. Chicago
    22. Denver
    23. Philadelphia
    24. Cincinnati
    25. Atlanta
    26. Jacksonville
    27. Arizona
    28. Minnesota
    29. Miami
    30. St. Louis
    31. Kansas City
    32. Indianapolis

    Monday, September 19, 2011

    NFL Power Rankings: Week 2

    Week 2 power ranking as I see it:
    1. Detroit
    2. Buffalo
    3. New England
    4. N.Y. Jets
    5. Green Bay
    6. Houston
    7. Washington
    8. Atlanta
    9. New Orleans
    10. N.Y. Giants
    11. Cleveland
    12. Dallas
    13. Tennessee
    14. Pittsburgh
    15. Tampa Bay
    16. Denver
    17. Oakland
    18. Philadelphia
    19. San Francisco
    20. Cincinnati
    21. Arizona
    22. San Diego
    23. Baltimore
    24. Chicago
    25. Jacksonville
    26. Carolina
    27. Minnesota
    28. Indianapolis
    29. St. Louis
    30. Miami
    31. Kansas City
    32. Seattle