Good old Charlie Brown! I like this one. Maybe its because I think girls with red hair are particulary attractive. Maybe its because i've had a lot of nice girls move to far away places. Maybe its because I wish guys were aloud to cry infront of ladies and still be considered a man. Maybe its because Charlie and I have a couple things in common... our names and that girl we can't quite seem to figure out how to get ;)

A friend stoped by today and unplugged my basement drain with his basement drain unplugger! What a great birthday present! Now I can take showers and do my laundry again with out flooding the basement.

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I've had no luck with:
friendster.com
friendsync.com
lavalife.com
But that's what I thought would happen. :) :)

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Public education it's fun and it's free But it must not work just look at me -- Royal Ruckus

Well as of right now as I type this, 9 of the last 10 hits to this blog have come from: http://celester.blogspot.com/. Chris, your blog rules!

By the way (is that supposed to be spelled "by-the-way?) iTunes 4.5 is out now! If you thought iTunes 4.2 was slick, you ain't seen nothing yet! I'd ask everyone to sing happy birthday to iTunes with me, but I'm not good at singing. That didn't stop William Hung from getting his music on the iTunes Music Store though!

"Waffle King"
by "Weird Al" Yankovic
links by Inabeanpod

It took a lifetime, but I finally found
The perfect waffle recipe
You'll never find a batter any better in this whole stinkin' town
One little bite and I'm sure that you'll agree

Your eyes roll back and your knees get weak
Aw, you're gonna lick your plate clean
People come from miles around just to study my technique
I make the best darn waffles this world has ever seen

I'm the Waffle King (Waffle King)... yeah
Waffle King (Waffle King)
That's what they call me
Waffle King (Waffle King)
Hey, I'm the Waffle King

Everywhere I go now, the people cheer
I never have to wait in line
People say, "Right this way, sir... You're money's no good here"
Some day I betcha they'll build me a shrine

And everybody say, "Well, I'm your biggest fan!"
"I seen your picture in People Magazine!"
Folks come from around the world just to shake my hand
If you don't believe in the power of the waffle lemme show you just what I mean

I'm the Waffle King (Waffle King)
Make you want to scream and shout
Waffle King (Waffle King)
That's my name, don't wear it out
Waffle King (Waffle King)
Make no mistake about it
I'm the Waffle King... yeah

Roll out the red carpet, 'cause here I come
All you peons better scram
Out of my way now, you worthless piece of scum
Don't you know who I am?
Hey!

I wanna see you grovel, you waffle-eatin' fools
Everybody, on your knees
You wanna buy a waffle, you're playing by my rules
Go on, beg me... lemme hear you say "pretty please"

Can't you tell the universe revolves around me?
Don't you know you suckers owe me everything?
And can't you see that I'm the highest form of life that there could ever be?
Everybody all around the world, stand up and sing
Come on now...

Waffle King
Hey batter batter
Waffle King
Hot on your platter
Waffle King
Say, what's the matter
Don't you know who I am?
Don't you know who I am?
Tell 'em, girls
(He's the Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Waffle King)
Yeah yeah
(He's the Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Waffle King)
Tell the truth now
(He's the Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Waffle King)
Don't you know who I am?
Don't you know who I am?

How did I get access to Gmail before you did you ask?

click here to see!

RealNetworks CEO: iTunes DRM is 'Soviet model'
April 20, 2004 - 22:14 EDT

At the National Association of Broadcasters (NAB) show in Las Vegas today, RealNetworks CEO Rob Glaser took aim at Apple and its digital rights management (DRM) on songs downloaded from the iTunes Music Store. "It's kind of a Soviet model," said Glaser, referring to Apple's closed environment. "Taking secure music off the PC is a morass of incompatibility. This is not going to fly in the mainstream market." Last week, it was reported that Glaser had sent Apple CEO Steve Jobs an e-mail suggesting that the two companies form a tactical alliance against Microsoft in the digital music business. Jobs apparently rebuffed the offer.

Rob, if Apple's a bunch of pinko commie pig dogs, why did you want to join them in the first place? Or would they not be pinko commie pig dogs if Apple had let you in? Silly boy!

I've got a Spymac.com email address, with a 1 gig inbox and now a Gmail email address with a 1 gig inbox, that's 2 gig's people! Pretty nice eh?

HA! found out that my main phone, a cordless piece of junk isn't working, but my backup land line phone is! Yeah! Called the water department and they have a watermain break just down the street from me! yeah! I still can't flush. might have to take back roads to work too...

Today is frustrating! I get up and have no water. Nothing! I don't know why, it just doesn't work. I checked to make sure I paid my last bill on time, which I did. So I gathered everything up to call the water department and find out what's going on.... no phone service. No phone service! Well, that's just great! How do I call the water department and complain about not being able to go to the bathroom because I can't flush? Not to mention I can't call the phone company and complain that I can't call the water department to complain about not having water! GRRRRR!!!

Well, I guess I'm going into work early so I can use the bathroom and call people and complain that the service I'm paying them for isn't being delivered.

Kiko Taco
by the BNB All-Stars

You and me were meant to be together
(so he thought)
I waited so patiently for you forever
(He's speaking figuratively, it was only like a period of four months)

Until that day you kissed him
While I was standing there looking on

That is when I knew that you were stupid
(now he's not speaking figurativly
she's really stupid)
How could someone be so heartless I ask
(please... answer the boy!)
I tried to love you th' best I knew how
But you love Kiko
I think I'll write a song now...

I was so good to you even though you
Were ways so mean to me
I thought, "Hey, she can change,
Her man's in jail and
He was always mean to her"
So I tried and I tried and i tried some more
I tried so hard but just what for
Tried to get her to see what I saw
That he was in jail
A clepto-druggie-alcoholic-high school
Drop-out homey G
And despite all that you still
Found him better than me
Mambo!!!
It makes perfict sense to me why
You would want to be with him
He treats you bad he cheats on you
And still you think he's a perfict ten
I'm sure he's had his moments
When you were all alone
But are those moments worth
A relationship from a pay phone!
Irish!
Nice guys finish last
Nice guy's what I am
I would never do any of those things
But that's the kind of guy the girls like

Isn't that last line the truth though?!

I'm going to WOF on Today!. The weather is going to be Mostly sunny and warm High 84° F/Mainly clear and mild Low 62° F. Ive chosen shorts and a T-shirt.

It's gonna be fun!