Friday, November 30, 2007

Will she shut the federal government down?

DES MOINES – All of presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton’s Iowa campaign offices are closed. The decision comes after a hostage situation at an office in New Hampshire.
So what happens if Hillary wins and then a terrorist shows up? Will she shut down the federal government in fear that someone might get hurt? Might be a good thing if she does get elected and shut the government down. At least then she'd be keeping her fellow liberals from screwing us over!

Now now... seperate that church and state!

Idiot claiming to have bomb holds up Hillary campaign office in Rochester, New Hampshire. Per the story, the cops set up at a local church to direct the bomb squad and SWAT.
Police have gathered at a nearby church and set up a command post there. SWAT teams and the State Police bomb squad are also on scene.
What I don't understand is why isn't Hillary demanding seperation of church and state?

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Accuweather makes me laugh!


Accuweather.com has weather videos. To advertise this they put up a still shot from the video. Those can be quite humorous ;) Take this "shock and awe" shot for example!

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Happy Christmas!

Do you like to send Christmas cards to friends and loved ones each year? If so, have I got some cards for you! Just follow the steps below to find my cards. But first let me show you what they look like:








As you can see, none of that "happy holidays" crap.



Point your favorite web browser to http://www.moo.com/holidaycardcompetition/ and click the "Start making holiday cards button"

Next search by the flickr name "inabeanpod" and press enter. It may take several trys of inputing "inabeanpod" or selecting it after you have put it in once or twice to get my images to pull up.
Next drag the images you like, or select fill random. Then press the Next step button and you are well on your way to purchasing some sweet Christmas cards ;)

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Just not enough!

So as I fried my brain cell watching the old boob tube tonight (Bionical Woman, CSI: Denver and CSI: Better than Miami but not Las Vegas), I determined that there is just not enough projectile vomit on TV these days.

Dark Pretty

Got tired of the old layout so I put up this new dark pretty one :)

Monday, October 15, 2007

Exactly!

Via http://www.johncoxart.com/
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Congratulations, you over-heated gasbag. The Anti-American Award (a.k.a the Nobel Peace Prize) goes to yet another Democratic demagogue bent on abusing America's character.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

The Patriots are BIG FAT CHEATERS!

NFL security confiscated a video camera and tape from a Patriots employee during New England's 38-14 victory Sunday. The employee was accused of aiming his camera at the Jets' defensive coaches as they signaled to players on the field.

Last season, the Green Bay Packers had an issue with a man wearing a Patriots staff credential who was carrying a video camera on their sideline.

"The rule is that no video recording devices of any kind are permitted to be in use in the coaches' booth, on the field, or in the locker room during the game," the league said Monday in a statement from spokesman Greg Aiello. "Clubs have specifically been reminded in the past that the videotaping of an opponent's offensive or defensive signals on the sidelines is prohibited.
I'm sure the NFL will let them off with just a slap on the wrist, because, hey, they are the Patriots.

I on the other hand think they should be punished. I give you my Good, Better, Best and Dream punishments for the BIG FAT CHEATER Patriots:
1) Good - Forfeit their win over the Jets
2) Better - Forfeit all AFC East games
3) Best - Forfeit this season
4) Dream - Being repeat offenders (they did the same thing against Green Bay last season) the entire team should be disbanded and kicked out of the NFL. Starting today other teams are free to sign former Patriot players to new contracts.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Crap Play

Via The Drudge Report:
When the assault victim launched into Coldplay's "Yellow," Lawrence allegedly told the man that his "singing sucked" and that the song "f****** sucked." She then grabbed at the man's microphone and "pushed him and punched him in order to get him to stop singing," cops reported.
Crappy music has that effect on people you know...
It is unclear why Coldplay's music apparently made Lawrence snap, though a famous June 2005 New York Times appraisal by Jon Pareles may offer an insight. The critic called the British group "the most insufferable band of the decade," adding that, "the lyrics can make me wish I didn't understand English."
Unclear?!?!? I think Mr. Pareles nailed it. Crap Play is an insufferable band. Icky. Yucky. Sucky.