I've got a Spymac.com email address, with a 1 gig inbox and now a Gmail email address with a 1 gig inbox, that's 2 gig's people! Pretty nice eh?

HA! found out that my main phone, a cordless piece of junk isn't working, but my backup land line phone is! Yeah! Called the water department and they have a watermain break just down the street from me! yeah! I still can't flush. might have to take back roads to work too...

Today is frustrating! I get up and have no water. Nothing! I don't know why, it just doesn't work. I checked to make sure I paid my last bill on time, which I did. So I gathered everything up to call the water department and find out what's going on.... no phone service. No phone service! Well, that's just great! How do I call the water department and complain about not being able to go to the bathroom because I can't flush? Not to mention I can't call the phone company and complain that I can't call the water department to complain about not having water! GRRRRR!!!

Well, I guess I'm going into work early so I can use the bathroom and call people and complain that the service I'm paying them for isn't being delivered.

Kiko Taco
by the BNB All-Stars

You and me were meant to be together
(so he thought)
I waited so patiently for you forever
(He's speaking figuratively, it was only like a period of four months)

Until that day you kissed him
While I was standing there looking on

That is when I knew that you were stupid
(now he's not speaking figurativly
she's really stupid)
How could someone be so heartless I ask
(please... answer the boy!)
I tried to love you th' best I knew how
But you love Kiko
I think I'll write a song now...

I was so good to you even though you
Were ways so mean to me
I thought, "Hey, she can change,
Her man's in jail and
He was always mean to her"
So I tried and I tried and i tried some more
I tried so hard but just what for
Tried to get her to see what I saw
That he was in jail
A clepto-druggie-alcoholic-high school
Drop-out homey G
And despite all that you still
Found him better than me
Mambo!!!
It makes perfict sense to me why
You would want to be with him
He treats you bad he cheats on you
And still you think he's a perfict ten
I'm sure he's had his moments
When you were all alone
But are those moments worth
A relationship from a pay phone!
Irish!
Nice guys finish last
Nice guy's what I am
I would never do any of those things
But that's the kind of guy the girls like

Isn't that last line the truth though?!

I'm going to WOF on Today!. The weather is going to be Mostly sunny and warm High 84° F/Mainly clear and mild Low 62° F. Ive chosen shorts and a T-shirt.

It's gonna be fun!

AIR AMERICA 'BOUNCES CHECK'; LIBERAL RADIO NET TAKEN OFF AIR IN LOS ANGELES, CHICAGO AFTER ONLY TWO WEEKS

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Well poop on a stick! You mean to tell me no one wants to listen to the Democrats doom and gloom!?

Duhh....

I'm going to WOF on April 16. The weather is going to be T-storms possible High 80° F/Partly cloudy and mild Low 59° F. Now I'm really thinking shorts and a T-shirt and no problem for the water rides!

Lets see how much the weather changes in a few days or so!

Parents of 'Weird Al' Found Dead

Apr 12, 7:32 AM EST

SAN DIEGO (AP) -- The elderly parents of Grammy-winning recording artist "Weird Al" Yankovic were found dead in their home, apparently victims of carbon monoxide poisoning, officials said.

Nick and Mary Yankovic were found dead Friday in their suburban San Diego home by relatives who were worried because they had not seen the couple in a while, said sheriff's Sgt. Conrad Grayson.

Paramedics found Nick Yankovic, 86, in a chair in the front living room.

His 81-year-old wife was on the bathroom floor.

A wood fire had been set recently in the fireplace, Grayson said.

"The house was full of smoke when they opened the door," Grayson said, adding that the family members found the flue closed.

"Weird Al" Yankovic, 44, had no comment during a performance in Mankato, Minn., on Saturday night.

Before the show, a graphic projected on the screens at the back of the stage dedicated the evening to his parents, KTOE-AM reported. Yankovic also canceled a meet-and-greet with selected fans.

A neighbor described Yankovic's parents as nice people who were proud of their son.

"Everybody who came to the neighborhood knew Nick," said John Buehman, who lives across the street. "They're going to be missed, big time."

Yankovic was scheduled to appear Monday in Grand Forks, N.D., as part of a tour for his new album, "Poodle Hat."

I'm sad :(

I'm going to WOF on April 16. The weather is going to be Partly sunny and warm High 74° F/Partly to mostly cloudy
Low 60° F. Now I'm thinking shorts and a T-shirt and no problem for the water rides... maybe.

Lets see how much the weather changes in a week or so!

Our soldiers in Iraq aren't heroes -- ANDY "the bitter old man" ROONEY

Here's a link and a backup link.

Andy Rooney, I don't like you!