Am I an Apple Product Spelling Nazi

Since everyone these days wants to incorrectly shorten iPod touch to iTouch, then we shouldn't we shorten other Apple products in a similar manner?
If iPod touch = iTouch, then...

• iPod Classic would be iClassic?
• iPod Shuffle would be iShuffle?
• iPod nano would be iNano?
• Apple TV would be TV?
• MacBook would be Book?
• MacBook Pro would be Book Pro?
• MacBook Air would be Book Air?
• Mac mini would be Mini?
• iMac would be " "?
• Mac Pro would be Pro?
• iPhone 3G would be i3G?
• iPhone 3GS would be i3GS?
• iPad would be " "?
  

It gets worse if the rule is to drop the 2nd - 4th letters...
If iPod touch = iTouch, then...

• iPod Classic would be iClassic?
• iPod Shuffle would be iShuffle?
• iPod nano would be iNano?
• Apple TV would be AeTV?
• MacBook would be Book?
• MacBook Pro would be Book Pro?
• MacBook Air would be Book Air?
• Mac mini would be Mini?
• iMac would be i?
• Mac Pro would be Pro?
• iPhone 3G would be iNe3G?
• iPhone 3GS would be iNe3GS?
• iPad would be i?

Is it really so hard to type or say iPod touch?