Vote

What do you know? I'm a Conservative! Took a test to prove it too: http://www.electoralcompass.com/page/0/thema+s/

It's too bad we don't have a Conservative to vote for this time around. I like it when a politician agrees with me and my world view, but no such luck this time.

New Weird Al Tune

Weird Al has a new single coming out soon. You can read about it over at his Myspace blog. Then go buy it via the iTunes Music Store when it comes out.

Oprah hates me

Found this on the drudgereport today:

PAPER: Five Reasons Why Palin Should Appear...
ABCNEWS: Is Oprah Biased?


OPRAH REFUSES: PALIN WON'T BE ON

The second link listed there asks if Oprah is biased. The answer is YES!! Oprah hates me. This can clearly be seen by her support of Obama "the Smug". Where is that so called "fairness doctrine" when we need it?

My collection of August IM SPAM

Here they are in alphabetical order: My August IM SPAM collection!

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Codeine,Vicodin,Hydrocodone,Viagra,Cialis and everything else you can want.

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http://www.bemyinternethero.com

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It all come from the MSN and Yahoo Messenger networks.

Park It!

Me needs to practice this!

Try This!

Why Don't I Want to Have Kids?

They poo. That's why.

The Truth

Via the Drudge Report

Howard Stern vows never to vote for Democrat again due to merger opposition: 'They're for Communism'...

He is right you know.

If Fonts Were People...

Via Gizmodo

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

The Media Hates Me

Ghost Busters

I'd never seen it before so I watched it instead of sleeping. This thing is suppose to be a comedy I guess. I've laughed:
1) When Rick Moranis showed up for the first time.
2) When I saw this lady in the Bertoli ad:

3) The elevator ride in the hotel after the pack is turned on
4) Heh, 1984 CG efforts...
5) ...

Observations:
1) I had no idea Sigourney Weaver was in this movie!!
2) The Ghost Busters theme song still rocks after all these years.
3) Reginald VelJohnson, the dad from Family Matters, has been type cast as a cop.
4) Bill Murray's best movie is still Groundhog Day by far!

Just Say No

Dream Job?

This looks like a great place to work!

http://view.break.com/521743 - Watch more free videos

HP to buy EDS for about $13.2 billion in cash

To make sure the EDS takeover pays off, HP indicated it will make significant layoffs as it eliminates overlapping jobs and other expenses. In Tuesday conference calls with media and analysts, HP Chief Executive Mark Hurd and EDS CEO Ronald Rittenmeyer declined to estimate how many workers might lose their jobs.

I guess it's time to freshen up my résumé.

SMILE

Get a tattoo...
1. GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITE:
www.tatuagemdaboa.com.br/
2. TYPE YOUR FIRST NAME ON THE 1st LINE
3. TYPE YOUR LAST NAME ON THE 2nd LINE (Skip your e-mail address.)
4. Click on 'Vizualizar'

Then 'help' this guy...
http://www.counterfeitmini.com/main.swf

Plumb Forgot

Good old Dilbert

We are the Barak

This picture by John Cox reminded me of the Borg from Star Trek.


I grabbed a few Borg quotes from the internets and Barakafied them. I'm not sure which I like best!

• "We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile. We are the Barak."
• "We are the Barak. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us."
• "I am Obama of Barak. Resistance is futile."
• "Freedom is irrelevant. Self-determination is irrelevant. You must comply." (OK I didn't change this one at all, it fits liberals too perfect!)
• "You will become one with the Barak. You will all become one with the Barak."
  

Bang-Ratta-BOOM!

Found this gem over on gizmodo.com :)

http://view.break.com/175421 - Watch more free videos

iPhone wallpaper love

Looks like Gregory over at iphonematters.com liked some of my iPhone wallpaper enough to post a link to it. Pretty groovy I say.

Easter Bunny

Uhh...

So I just got this in my email:

Your order for 1 iRobot Roomba 4296 Remote Scheduler Robotic Vacuum on 02/28/2008 has been recently shipped via FEDEX.

Your tracking number is: 069537875157223.

You can track your package at the following link:
http://www.fedex.com/Tracking?action=track&language=english&last_action=alttrack&ascend_header=1&cntry_code=us&initial=x&mps=y&tracknumbers=069537875157223

Your order may contain multiple packages that arrive on different days. If you
don't receive your entire order at the same time, please wait a couple of days
after you receive your first package before contacting us at service@woot.com.

Uhh... it got here yesterday... Uhh... No wonder I HATE the so called word "woot."

Mini MacGyver

Is this not the best episode of MacGyver ever?! Reminded me of the Italian Job. It looks like I wasn't the only one who thought that too.

What Barry is Going to Do

IMG_0748.JPG
Originally uploaded by ku cu

Here we see a Barry Obama supporter showing us what her favorite liberal will do to America once elected.

UPDATE:
Looks like the photo was deleted from flickr. I guess the believers didn't want Barry Hussein O.'s little secret to come out yet.

Flickr

This is a test post from , a fancy photo sharing thing.

Vote for a liberal if you hate America

If McCain or Huckabee wins the nomination, it will destroy the Republican Party, and spread the economic destruction we see in California and Michigan coast to coast.
--Rush In a Hurry - January 15, 2008

That's a pretty good reason not to vote for a liberal. I know I won't be. I love America too much!!