Wednesday, September 29, 2004

Depressing...

Now that all the ladies out there are having there needs met by a pillow, I stand even less of a chance of meeting that "special someone."
"I like to sleep holding someone's hand," Ms Suzuki, 34. "And this pillow makes me feel relaxed because I can hold the arm and feel something warm at my side."

...the pillow has definite advantages: It doesn't squirm or thrash in the night, and you know it'll be there in the morning.

"It keeps holding me all the way through," she said in her home outside of Tokyo. "I think this is great because this does not betray me."

So, who's going to be the first to reject me with the line: "Sorry, I don't want/need to date you, I've got a pillow that meets all my needs!"

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