Fresh off the Email Press!

Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-known family members are coming to the attention of American authorities. Among the half-brothers and cousins:

Sooflay ............the restauranteur
Guday...............the half-Australian brother
Huray...............the sports fanatic
Sashay..............the gay brother
Kuntay & Kintay.....the twins from the African mother
Sayhay..............the baseball player
Ojay................the stalker/murderer
Gulay...............the singer/entertainer
Ebay................the internet czar
Biliray.............the country music star
Ecksray.............the radiologist
Puray...............the blender factory owner
Regay...............the half-Jamaican brother
Tupay...............the one with bad hair

Among the sisters:

Lattay..............the coffee shop owner
Bufay...............the 300 pound sister
Dushay..............the clean sister
Phayray.............the zoo worker in the gorilla house
Sapheway............the grocery store owner
Ollay...............the half-mexican sister
Gudlay..............the prostitute

Finally, there is Oy vey, but the family doesn't like to talk about him...

http://www.cbs.sportsline.com/mlb/gamecenter/recap/MLB_20030811_NYY@KC

KC wins 12 to 9.

Before the game, "Royals trainer Nick Swartz was accidentally hit on the side of the head during batting practice with a ball thrown by manager Tony Pena. Swartz was talking to general manager Allard Baird and Pena was playing catch when the ball got away from him and hit the screen above where Swartz was sitting. It bounced down onto his head and left a large red spot."

I say if that's what it takes to beat the evil Yankees, then hit Nick in the head before every game!!

Today I got rid of one of my mowing problems. I no longer have a jungle gym/play ground in my back yard. Yea! Should be a bit faster mowing back there now. On less thing to go around. I gave the "Entertainment Deice" to on of the teachers that my mom works with. Her boys are going to have a blast playing with it. More fun than I ever had on it! If anyone is intereted I have some fully grown trees and some nice hills that you can come and take off my hands if you want ;)

Is it possible to be 25 and seanile? I am always forgetting something. I need to write things down so I can remember to do them, but then I tend to forget to write things down. Maybe I need to get a palmpilot? Maybe I need to write notes on my body limbs like that guy in Momento (a movie which I really liked). Sometimes I completely forget things, other times I remember much later at a time when I can't do anything about it. Take this weekend for example. On Saturday I was out and about with some buddies goofing off and causing problems for the world, when we stopped off for some dinner. I didn't quite finish all of mine, so I though I'd save the rest and take it to work later that night and finish it there. Being smart I stuck the leftovers in my buddies fridge, to keep things nice a fresh for later. Time came for me to go to work, so I did... without the leftovers. Did the same thing again tonight with printer supplies. Forgot em. I remember now, but its kinda late to call and say "hey I forgot the stuff I'll be right over to pick it up."

the joys of growing older?