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Why Don't I Want to Have Kids?

They poo. That's why.

The Truth

Via the Drudge Report

Howard Stern vows never to vote for Democrat again due to merger opposition: 'They're for Communism'...

He is right you know.

If Fonts Were People...

Via Gizmodo

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The Media Hates Me

Ghost Busters

I'd never seen it before so I watched it instead of sleeping. This thing is suppose to be a comedy I guess. I've laughed:
1) When Rick Moranis showed up for the first time.
2) When I saw this lady in the Bertoli ad:

3) The elevator ride in the hotel after the pack is turned on
4) Heh, 1984 CG efforts...
5) ...

Observations:
1) I had no idea Sigourney Weaver was in this movie!!
2) The Ghost Busters theme song still rocks after all these years.
3) Reginald VelJohnson, the dad from Family Matters, has been type cast as a cop.
4) Bill Murray's best movie is still Groundhog Day by far!

Just Say No

Dream Job?

This looks like a great place to work!

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HP to buy EDS for about $13.2 billion in cash

To make sure the EDS takeover pays off, HP indicated it will make significant layoffs as it eliminates overlapping jobs and other expenses. In Tuesday conference calls with media and analysts, HP Chief Executive Mark Hurd and EDS CEO Ronald Rittenmeyer declined to estimate how many workers might lose their jobs.

I guess it's time to freshen up my résumé.

SMILE

Get a tattoo...
1. GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITE:
www.tatuagemdaboa.com.br/
2. TYPE YOUR FIRST NAME ON THE 1st LINE
3. TYPE YOUR LAST NAME ON THE 2nd LINE (Skip your e-mail address.)
4. Click on 'Vizualizar'

Then 'help' this guy...
http://www.counterfeitmini.com/main.swf