Teen beats up his grandmother - because she won't buy him beer

Via The Drudge Report

Bradenton, Florida -- Deputies say a 16-year-old has been arrested for beating his grandmother with a two-by-four for refusing to give him $100 for beer.

Florida = Crazy

I'm starting to like this guy!

Via the Drudge Report.

POPE: Love 'is not lust'...

Love should not be confused with lust, says Pope
By Hilary Clarke in Rome
(Filed: 18/01/2006)

Pope Benedict XVI's first encyclical, expected in the next few days, warns believers not to confuse love with lust or degrade it "to mere sex".

Love is not lust. Love is not infatuation.

Whe he was still Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger, the Pope was known as a staunch traditionalist whose election as pontiff filled liberal Catholics with dismay. While the encyclical focuses on sex, it is likely to be a good deal less controversial than the Vatican's recent instruction banning homosexuals from the priesthood.

I'm all for filling liberals with dismay by holding high moral standards such as banning homosexuals from the priesthood!!

See?!

Found via Flickr:

My old roomates,
originally uploaded by Bettie!.

See?! Bad Guys always get the girls!

A SPOIL SPORT?! Me?!

I got this in the email. Am I really a "spoil sport?" Why did I get this thing in the first place?... You know, not being married and all...

I am sending this to all my friends who have managed to stay married to
date. Since fewer and fewer couples remain so for a long time, I think we should congratulate ourselves. Read below.

*366 Anniversaries*
This is kind of cool! Out of all the billions of married couples in the world, there has to be a couple married on each date of the year. We're going to try to accomplish the task of seeing if we can fill the calendar with an anniversary on every day of the year.

Add your & your spouse's 1st names only (NO LAST NAMES, PLEASE), then the date, and your city & state on the list below. Then send it to all your married friends, plus the person who sent it to you! Let's see if we can do it!!! DON'T BE A SPOIL SPORT - ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST.

Remember, COPYING and PASTING this to NEW E-MAIL will keep it neat and make it easier to read than just forwarding it. Or in order to add your info, first put the email in forward mode and then you can add your wedding date.
If someone has already put names in the slot of your anniversary, please just add your names below their names and DO NOT DELETE THAT COUPLE'S NAMES!! Thanks!


JAN 1-
JAN 2-Duane & Jennifer,1991,Winnipeg, MB
JAN 3-Kimmy & Bruce, 2004, Phoenix,AZ
JAN 4-Jay & Jeanie, 1980, Little Rock, AR
JAN 5-
JAN 6-
JAN 7-
JAN 8-
JAN 9- Barb & Luiz 1982 San Diego, CA
JAN 10-
JAN 11-
JAN 12-
JAN 13-
JAN 14- Kevin & Cindy, 1984, Midland, TX
JAN 15- Nikki & Donn, 2000, Fairfield, CA
JAN 16- Pattie & Jack, 1982, Houston, TX
JAN 17- Chuck &Nancy, 1987, Tucson, AZ
JAN 17- Chuck &Nancy, 1987, Tucson, AZ
JAN 18- Becky & Ross, 1969, Amarillo, TX
JAN 19- William & Jessica 2003 NC
JAN 20-
JAN 21-Randy and Diane 1978 (Atlanta, GA)
-Wanda & Gene 1956, Kerrville, Texas
JAN 22-
JAN 23-
JAN 24- Mike & Carrie 1997 (Hammond, LA)
- Malcolm & Arnell - 1985 -(Chelmsford, England, GB)
JAN 25-
JAN 26-
JAN 27-Susan & Matt, 1995, (Batesville,AR)
JAN 28-
JAN 29-
JAN 30-
JAN 31- Tom and Brooke, 1965 (Charleston, SC)
FEB 1-
FEB 2- Warren & Rotha 1968 (Midland,Tx.)
FEB 3-
FEB 4- Robert & Mattie 1962 (Fort Barnwell,NC)
FEB 5-
FEB 6-
FEB 7- D.P & Donna 1987 - Lubbock, TX
- Ed & Phyllis 1997 (New Bern, NC)
FEB 8- Robert & Christina 1992(Houma, LA)
FEB 9-
FEB 10- Bobby & Rachel 1996 (Poway,CA)
FEB 11- Bill &Mary Pat 1961 (Yuma, AZ)
FEB 12- Harold & Barbara 1966 (Donaldsonville, La.),
- Frances and Jim 1994(Atlanta, GA)
FEB 13- Bill and Barbara 1982 (Whittier, CA)
FEB 14- Aaron & Stacey, 1998 (Thibodaux, LA)
- Roger & Sheila (Woodlawn, TN)
- Mike & Charlotte, 1981, Midland, TX
- Lane & Cricket, 1997, Odessa, Tx.
FEB 15-
FEB 16-Jimmy & Sharon 1969 (Opelika AL)
- Frank & Becky 1962(Waterloo,IA)
FEB 17-Jerry & Gail 1968 (McKinney, Tx.)
FEB 18- Alex & Sally 1979 (Floydada,Tx.)
FEB 19- Rick & Laura (Goshen, IN)
FEB 20-
FEB 21-
FEB 22-
FEB 23-
FEB 24- Paul &Karyn 1979 (Pomeroy,IA)
FEB 25-
FEB 26-
FEB 27-
FEB 28- Mark & Mari 1998 (Univ Place, WA)
FEB 29- Cindy & Grant 1992 (Beavercreek, OH);
- Steven & Kerrie 1996,Carmichael CA)
MAR 1-
MAR 2-
MAR 3- Mike & Cindy 1978 (Midland, Tx)
MAR 4- Gary & Nancy 1956 (Chatsworth, IL)
MAR 5- Peggy & Gary 2000 (Clarksville, TN)
- Bert & Joe 1960 (Dallas , TX)
MAR 6-Sandy & Mike 2003 (Phoenix, AZ)
MAR 7-
MAR 8-
MAR 9-
MAR 10- Scott and Becky McAlexander (Cottage Grove, OR)
MAR 11- Jose and Carol 19
MAR 12-
MAR 13-
MAR 14-
MAR 15-
MAR 16-
MAR 17-Curt & Kelli, 2004,Kauai Hawaii
MAR 18-
MAR 19- Ron and Peggy, 1965, Opelika, AL
MAR 20-
MAR 21-
MAR 22-
MAR 23-
MAR 24-
MAR 25-
MAR 26-
MAR 27-
MAR 28-
MAR 29-
MAR 30-
MAR 31-
APR 1-
APR 2-
APR 3-
APR 4-
APR 5-
APR 6-
APR 7-
APR 8-
APR 9-
APR 10-
APR 11-
APR 12- Ed & Jeanne, 1963, Plano, TX
APR 13-
APR 14-
APR 15-Steve & Lynda, 1989, Odessa, TX
APR 16- Norm & Jeanette, 1966, Gwinn, MI
APR 17-
APR 18-Bob and Sharon, 1970, Edmonton Ab. Canada
APR 19-
APR 20-Brenda & Steve, 1996, Waterloo, IA
APR 21-
APR 22-Lorenz & Norma , 1958, Cedar Rapids, IA
APR 23-
APR 24- Floyd and Helen, 1943, Opelika, AL
APR 25-
APR 26-
APR 27-
APR 28-
APR 29-
APR 30-
MAY 1-
MAY 2-
MAY 3-
MAY 4-
MAY 5-
MAY 6-
MAY 7-
MAY 8- Suzanne and Mark, 1993, Houston, TX
MAY 9-
MAY 10-
MAY 11-Frank & Angie, 1974, Gwinn MI
MAY 12-
MAY 13-Patrick & Donna, 1984, Austin, TX
MAY 14-
MAY 15- John & Rae, 1976, Winnipeg, MB
MAY 16-George and Desiree, 1992, Ma'ili, O'ahu (Hawaii)
- Cathy and Johnnie 2005, Ewa Beach, Hawaii
MAY 17-
MAY 18- Joe & Ginger, Jacksonville FL
MAY 19-
MAY 20-John & Debbie Muskegon, Mi.
May 20-Wayne & Evelyn Nanaimo, B.C.
MAY 21-
MAY 22-
MAY 23- Natasha & Casey (2004) Woodbridge, NJ
MAY 24- Gary and Sue (1975) Rochester, Michigan
MAY 25- Shannon & Sunny (1996) Honolulu, hawaii
MAY 26-
MAY 27-Phil and Camille (1972) Harper Woods, MI
- Dale & Pat (1972) Hague, Saskatchewan Canada
MAY 28- Raymond & Heidi (1999) Hilo, HI
MAY 29-
MAY 30-
MAY 31 - Bill and Anne (2004) Mesa, AZ
JUNE 1- John and Jerrie Huffman (1956) Paris Tx
JUNE 2- John and Pat (1984) Kent, Washington
JUNE 3-
JUNE 4-
JUNE 5-
JUNE 6-
JUNE 7-
JUNE 8- Jeff & Gigi (1996), Charleston, SC
JUNE 9-
JUNE 10-
JUNE 11-
JUNE 12-
JUNE 13-
JUNE 14-
JUNE 15-
JUNE 16-
JUNE 17-
JUNE 18-
JUNE 19-YOGI & JAN - 1964- Paris Tx.
JUNE 20-
JUNE 21- DON & BETTY - 1959 - OPELIKA, AL
JUNE 22- RONNY & SAUNDRA- 1963 PLANO, TX
JUNE 23-
JUNE 24-Clay & Stacy (2000) RAF Lakenheath, England
JUNE 25-
JUNE 26-
JUNE 27-Bill & Liz Escanaba, MI 1959
JUNE 28-Mike & Judy, Hollywood, FL
JUNE 29-Ted & Joan, (1974) Saskatoon, SK. Canada
JUNE 30-
JULY 1-
JULY 2-
JULY 3-
JULY 4-
JULY 5-
JULY 6-
JULY 7- Rod & Linda - (1962) Burlington, VT
JULY 8-
JULY 9-
JULY 10-
JULY 11-
JULY 12- Ron & Cheryl (1969) Omaha, NE
JULY 13-
JULY 14-Don & Earlene 1962, Merrill,Wi
JULY 15-
JULY 16-
JULY 17-
JULY 18-Randy & Sandy (1964) Calgary, AB Canada
JULY 19-
JULY 20- John & Sharon [1963] Saskatoon, SK. Canada
JULY 21-
JULY 22-Dave and Ann (Rockford, IL)
JULY 23-
JULY 24- Rick & Karen (Rapid River) 1971
JULY 25-
JULY 26-
JULY 27-
JULY 28-
JULY 29-
JULY 30-
JULY 31 - Joe & Julie - 1971 (Jackson, MI)
AUG 1-
AUG 2-
AUG 3- Deb & Jeff (1974) Montague, MI
AUG 4-
AUG 5-
AUG 6-
AUG 7-John and Becky (1965) Oconto Falls Wi.
AUG 8-Dale and Debbie
- Fred and Mary (1970) Winnipeg MB
AUG 9-Tom and Daneene (1975)
- Glen and Carol (1958) Esc. Mi.
AUG 10-
AUG 11-
AUG 12-
AUG 13-Jim and Diane,Bel Air, Md (1966)
AUG 14-
AUG 15-
AUG 16-
AUG 17-JOE AND SHARON, OMAHA, NE. (1963)
AUG 18-Jeff & Jimmiemarie,Phoenix,Az.(1988)
- Rod & Kathee, Upland, CA (2000)
AUG 19-
AUG 20-
AUG 21-
AUG 22-
AUG 23-
AUG 24-David & Nina, Lake Ivie, TX;

Curt & Jamie, Round Top, TX (1991)
AUG 25-
AUG 26-
AUG 27-
AUG 28-Harry & Dodie, Grand Rapids, MI
AUG 29-
AUG 30-
AUG 31 -
SEPT 1-
SEPT 2-Wesley and Brenda, 1967, Hopewell, VA
- Don & Carol, 1979, Baltic, CT
SEPT 3-
SEPT 4- David and Joanna Woodhouse, 1965, Montreal Quebec Canada
SEPT 5-
SEPT 6-
SEPT 7- Ken & Shannon, Bay City, MI (1972)
SEPT 8-
SEPT 9-
SEPT 10-
SEPT 11-
SEPT 12-
SEPT 13-
SEPT 14-James & Julianne (1974) Town of Delafield, Wisconsin
SEPT 15-
SEPT 16-
SEPT 17- Numi & Terri (1988) Anchorage, Alaska
SEPT 18-
SEPT 19- Frank & Diane MtClemens ,MI [1970]
SEPT 20-
SEPT 21-
SEPT 22-
SEPT 23-
SEPT 24-Terri & Paolo 1983 Norwood, MA
SEPT 25-
SEPT 26-
SEPT 27-
SEPT 28-
SEPT 29-
SEPT 30-
OCT 1-
OCT 2-
OCT 3-
OCT 4-Nancy and Eric, Northfield, VT (1969)
OCT 5-
OCT 6-
OCT 7-Raymond and Rozalie, Delmas, SK (1967)
OCT 8-Mike & Maureen, Gwinn, Mi
OCT 9-
OCT 10-
OCT 11- Sheldon & June, Aiea, HI
OCT 12-
OCT 13-
OCT 14-
OCT 15-
OCT 16-
OCT 17-
OCT 18-
OCT 19-
OCT 20-
OCT 21-
OCT 22-Dale & Jane 1977 Rosthern , SK.
OCT 23-
OCT 24-
OCT 25- Gene and Cheryl (1974) Wink, TX
OCT 26-Al and Jo (1940) Hamtramck, MI
OCT 27-
OCT 28-
OCT 29-
OCT 30-
OCT 31 -
NOV 1-Bob & Maxine 1947
- Joe and Linda 1958 Batesville,AR
NOV 2-
NOV 3- Dave & Kathy 1984 Grand Rapids MI
NOV 4- Jimbo and Angela, Hawaii, 1999
NOV 5-
NOV 6-Tommy & Brandy, 1992, Honolulu, Hawaii
NOV 7- Mike & Iris, Michigan 1979
NOV 8-
NOV 9-
NOV 10-
NOV 11-
NOV 12-
NOV 13-
NOV 14-
NOV 15-
NOV 16-
NOV 17-
NOV 18-
NOV 19-
NOV 20-
NOV 21-
NOV 22-Ivan and Dixie, Amarillo, TX
NOV 23-
NOV 24-Pam & David (1972) Grand Rapids, MI
NOV 25-Sara & Vince (1961) Essex Jct., VT
NOV 26-
NOV 27-BILL & PAULINE 1947 EDMONTON ALBERTA
NOV 28-
NOV 29- Bennie & Judy, 1958, Abilene, TX
NOV 30-
DEC 1- Roger & Marolyn (1956) Madisonville, Ky.
- Molly & Raylan (1996) Niagara Falls, NY
DEC 2-
DEC 3- Theodore & Lucille (1955), Ewa, HI
DEC 4-
DEC 5-
DEC 6-
DEC 7- Julie & Lio (1991) Juneau, Alaska
DEC 8-
DEC 9-
DEC 10-
DEC 11-
DEC 12-Roy and Carel, Okotoks AB 1981
DEC 13-
DEC 14-Iris and Mike, Sylt Germany 1979
DEC 15-
DEC 16-
DEC 17-Chris and Janet, Spring, TX 1983
DEC 18-
DEC 19-
DEC 20- Kay and Floyd, Lovington NM, 1955
DEC 21-
DEC 22-
DEC 23- Bill and Susan (1968) Gainesville, FL
DEC 24-
DEC 25-
DEC 26-
DEC 27-
DEC 28-
DEC 29-
DEC 30-
DEC 31 -

Frappr!

I've created a Frappr map for my friends.

I guess nobody noticed the link over on the left, so I am making a post about it to see if more of my friends will mark my map :)

See you next year!

O' Florida!

Via The Drudge Report:


Naked 'Satan' Injures Fla. Sheriff's Deputy...


EX-MLB ALL-STAR CHARGED IN JEWELRY STORE ROBBERY...

Experts

Via http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/5181858

Fearless Prediction: Fort Worth Bowl CollegeFootballNews.com
Posted: 10 hours ago

Fort Worth Bowl
Kansas (6-5) vs. Houston (6-5)
Dec. 23, 8 p.m. ET, Fort Worth, TX
Also: Keys and Analysis | GameTrax

There's always an extra tinge of excitement when non-traditional bowl teams get their chance in the spotlight. OK, so Kansas and Houston might not give you "the feelings," but this is the second bowl game for the Jayhawks since 1995, and the second for the Cougars since 1996. In other words, both teams will try and should put on a good, competitive show.

It'll be a good contrast in styles as Houston's 14th ranked offense looks to somehow penetrate KU's nasty defense. The Jayhawks don't have much of an offense, while the Cougars have a balance, sometimes explosive, attack.

Emphasis mine in this case. Lets examin the final score. Kansas 42, Houston 13. It would have really been bad news for Houston if KU actually had an offense!

CHRISTmas(tree) Music Time

I've decided it's CHRISTmas(tree) music time. You can see what I've been listening to by visiting this webpage: http://www.last.fm/user/inabeanpod/.

Boo-Hoo's Down in Florida

Via The Drudge Report:

Blindfolded Santa Hanging From Noose At Home Upsets Neighborhood

POSTED: 8:44 am EST December 8, 2005

UPDATED: 12:07 pm EST December 8, 2005

A large blindfolded Santa hanging from a noose from a high tree in a man's yard has angered homeowners in a Florida neighborhood, according to a Local 6 News report.The Santa doll, which neighborhood children can easily see, was put up by homeowner Ron Stroia at his home located on 555 West 50th Street in Miami Beach, the report said.



Since the display was put in the tree, neighbors have called police to get it removed, but officers said there is nothing they can do because the homeowner is protected under the First Amendment, Local 6 News reported.

I think it's funny. It reminds me of when I lived, I think it was Lawton, Oklahoma, and there was this one house that up on their chimney come CHRISTmas(tree) time they would put up a decoration of Santa's feet sticking up. It was great! It looked like Santa did a header down the chimney and got stuck. So now lets sing...

The Chimney Song By Rivers Bob

There's something stuck up in the chimney
and i don't know what it is
but it's been there all night long.
well, i waited up for santa all xmas night
but he never came and it don't seem right.
and there's something in the chimney
and it doesn't make a sound,
but i wish you merry xmas.

there's something stuck up in the chimney
and i don't know what it is,
but it's been there all week long.
well the dog keeps barking up the chimney flue
and we don't know what we're gonna do.
cos there's something in the chimney
and it doesn't move around
and it's been a week since xmas.

there's something stuck up in the chimney
and i don't know what it is
but it's been there all month long.
well, it's jammed up tight above the fireplace
now the house smells funny, such a big disgrace.
that there's something in the chimney
and it doesn't talk at all
and it's been there since last xmas.

there's something stuck up in the chimney
and i don't know what it is
but it's been there all year long.
i'll been waiting up for santa like i did last year
but my brother says, he's already here...
and he's stuck up in the chimney
and he doesn't say a word
and he'll be there every xmas.
and we'll have him every xmas.

UPDATE:
Now It's Bleeding Rudolph Hanging From Tree...

Crazy Down in Florida

Christian nudists to build village in Florida
'You can admire beauty, but lust is wrong'
--Columbia News Service

So, what, you get kicked out if you have an erection? When you have the 3 B's (Boobies, Butts and Balls) you'll get the fourth B (Baby-making) in no time!

I'm a Christian, but I have to "be nude all the time" is different than "smoke pot all the time" or "have gay sex all the time" or "look at porn all the time" how? A sin is a sin is a sin no matter how much you enjoy it or how good it makes you feel.

• 1Co 6:18 - Show Context
Flee from sexual immorality. Every other sin a person commits is outside the body, but the sexually immoral person sins against his own body.

• Ge 3:7 - Show Context
Then the eyes of both were opened, and they knew that they were naked. And they sewed fig leaves together and made themselves loincloths.

• Ge 3:10 - Show Context
And he said, I heard the sound of you in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked, and I hid myself.