James A. Traficant Jr: Poster Boy of the Democrat Party
"I want you to disregard all the opposing counsel has said. I think they're delusionary. I think they've had something funny for lunch in their meal, I think they should be handcuffed, chained to a fence and flogged, and all of their hearsay evidence should be thrown the hell out. And if they lie again, I'm going to go over there and kick them in the crotch. Thank you very much."� Traficant's closing statement to the ethics panel.

EIGHT YEARS FOR TRAFICANT...

Ailing Man Sues Fast-Food Firms

In honor of a complete MORON, please join with me as we sing...

Eat It

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by "Weird Al" Yankovic

parody of "Beat It" by Michael Jackson



How come you're always such a fussy young man

Don't want no Cap'n Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran

Well don't you know that other kids are starvin' in Japan

So eat it, just eat it



Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate

Don't want to hear about what kinds of foods you hate

You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off you're plate

So eat it



Don't you tell me you're full

Just eat it... eat it

Get yourself an egg and beat it



Have some more chicken

Have some more pie

It doesn't matter

If it's boiled or fried



Just eat it, just eat it

Just eat it, just eat it... Woo!



Your table manners are a crying shame

You're playing with your food, this ain't some kind of game

Now, if you starve to death

You'll just have yourself to blame

So eat it. Just eat it.



You better listen, better do as you're told

You haven't even touched your tuna casserole

You better chow down, or it's gonna get cold

So eat it.



I don't care if you're full

Just eat it... eat it

Open up your mouth and feed it



Have some more yogurt

Have some more Spam

It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned

Just eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!

Don't you make me repeat it!



Have a banana, have a whole bunch

It doesn't matter what you had for lunch



Just eat it! Eat it!

Eat it! Eat it!

Eat it! Eat it!

If it's too cold, reheat it



Have a big dinner. Have a light snack

If you don't like it, you can't send it back



Just eat it! Eat it!

Get yourself an egg and beat it!



Have some more chicken. Have some more pie

It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried



Just eat it! Eat it!

Don't you make me repeat it!

Amoebas attack boy's brain Doctors said little is known why one person will become infected and another will not. One theory is that it takes a lot of water jammed into the nasal passages, perhaps by falling off water skis or jumping into the water.

Hmm... maybe that's why I've always wanted to plug my nose before going underwater!

KO...emm... OK, I think the blog thingy work's now.

I'm thinking of something orange... It's an ORANGE!!

oops, try that one again buddy

Yeah, its possible

Still testing... is that possible?

TESTING !@#... er 123 that is...

Umm... does this work?